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Taking A Cynical Look At Birthdays. And The People Who Can’t Stand Them
What do you do if you don’t like to celebrate your birthday? Hide or get drunk.
Looking At Young Kim Who Runs North Korea And Wondering: Is He For Real Or What?
Wondering how it happened that Kim Jon Un gets away with being leader.
British Music News – Sunday 19 May 2013
This Week: 1D, Stooshe, Ivor, Burke, Boyle, Stewart, Prices.
Here We Go Again: Diplomats Are Trying To Resolve The Conflict In Syria
New attempts to resolve the conflict in Syria stand little chance. Especially when the UN is involved in them.
How Stupid Do You Need To Be To Obsess About Celebs?
Obsessing about celebs is not cool. Stupid actually.
Hacks Falling Over Each Other To Praise David Beckham. Something Fishy Going On
This latest obsession with Beckham. It’s just not right.
The McCanns Are Back. God Help Us All
The McCanns are back in the spotlight. Compliments of Scotland Yard this time.
It’s A Mess In Egypt. But The Opposition Are Unable To Use It To Their Advantage
Egypt’s opposition politicians are like squabbling children
Every Once In A While A Film Comes Along And You Think: What Sort Of Sick And Twisted Creep Made This Crap?
A word about the film Ted. And the sick and twisted message it conveys.
Angry Rants »
Hacks Falling Over Each Other To Praise David Beckham. Something Fishy Going On
May 18, 2013 at 11:20 amR.F. Wilson reports from London: There’s just too much coverage of David Beckham these days, on the box and in print. So what if he is leaving football at the tender age...
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Celebs Overstepping The Line. What Else Did You Expect?Ben Delicious reports from London: Shocking, isn’t it, to find out that another ‘veteran...
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Obscene Wealth? It’s A Perverse Concept ReallyR.F. Wilson reports from the City of London: The idea of people amassing obscene wealth is...
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Psy Comes Up With Another Idiotic Song. With Millions Of Morons Making It A HitAdam Lovejoy writes from London: As ‘Gentleman’, the sequel to that stupid ‘Gangnam...
Around The World »
Looking At Young Kim Who Runs North Korea And Wondering: Is He For Real Or What?
May 20, 2013 at 12:05 amAnton Goryunov reports from Pyongyang: In case you’ve missed the big news, North Korea fired three short-range missiles the other day but no one really paid too much attention,...
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It’s A Mess In Egypt. But The Opposition Are Unable To Use It To Their AdvantageMustafa Ali writes from Cairo: Another protest march in Cairo. As usual, it fizzles out before...
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Communist China Won’t Catch Up With Capitalist America This Century. What A Relief!Gu Suhua writes from Beijing: A riot in Anhui province. Another in Zhejiang province. One concerned...
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Hostile Cyber Attack On US Energy Inc. Prime Suspect? IranJan Weatherhead writes from Washington: Beware Bugs! That’s the warning sign posted on major...
Business »
The Cypriot Government Raids Savings Accounts In Banks. The Russians Are Not Amused
March 18, 2013 at 12:06 amAnton Goryunov reports from Nicosia: Well, it had to happen and it did. The Cypriot government has struck a deal with the European Union to get around 10 billion euros in...
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British Banks Ain’t Lending. PeriodR.F.Wilson writes from London: Don’t you just love the way bankers operate. Having escaped...
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Look Out! The Chinese Are Coming To The City Of LondonJames Marshall writes from London: The Bank of England is negotiating with the People’s Bank...
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More Bad News For The Eurozone Economy: It’s Going Down This Year. Just Like Last YearTed Obvious reports from Brussels: Well how about that, eh? After it emerged, just days ago,...
Consumer Watch »
Having A Go At The Retail Trade. For Becoming What It Is Now
May 15, 2013 at 12:35 amAdam Lovejoy reports from London: Let’s have a go at the retail trade for a change. Let’s, let’s, I can hear some of you out there saying. Let’s give them a hard time! Let’s...
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Retail Chains Go Belly Up. But The Internet Is Not The Main Reason For ItR.F.Wilson writes from London: Another retail chain goes belly up in Britain that is supposedly...
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How About Doing The Right Thing This Festive Season, Such As Not Getting More Into Debt?R.F.Wilson reports from London: Here a piece of valuable advice for people who are already...
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A Novel Idea For The Retail Trade To Keep Browsers Away: Charge Entry FeesR.F.Wilson reports from London: Do you get all wound up when you go shopping and encounter...
Entertainment »
British Music News – Sunday 19 May 2013
May 19, 2013 at 12:18 amFreddie Matthews writes from London: So much for the ‘most exciting’ One Direction news ever. The über hype was the announcement of a stadium tour by the band in 2014....
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Every Once In A While A Film Comes Along And You Think: What Sort Of Sick And Twisted Creep Made This Crap?Ted Obvious reports from London: Every once in a while a film comes along and having watched...
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Top EE Tech For GlastonburyFreddie Matthews writes from London: It shouldn’t concern the performers at next month’s...
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KISS Themed Restaurants?Freddie Matthews writes from London: I had the pleasure of interviewing Paul Stanley and Gene...
Let’s Be Cynical »
Queen Speaks Exclusively To STI. Again. Sort Of
May 20, 2013 at 12:11 amElizabeth Regina writes from Windsor: Lucky us, eh? Her Majesty has turned up at our London office, again, and spoke candidly about politics. At least she looked like Her...
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Taking A Cynical Look At Birthdays. And The People Who Can’t Stand ThemAnton Goryunov reports from Cannes: Yep, the hugely overrated Cannes Film Festival is on, bringing...
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Queen Talks Exclusively To Stirring Trouble InternationallyElizabeth Regina writes from Windsor: One sees in the paper that Mr Cameron has been to Sochi,...
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How Are Things In Libya?, You May Wonder. Not Good, Not Good At AllAnton Goryunov reports from Tripoli: So how are things in liberated Libya?, you may be wondering,...
Life in the UK »
The McCanns Are Back. God Help Us All
May 18, 2013 at 9:21 amBen Delicious reports from London: The McCanns are back. God help us all. Just when you thought they were gone, they have returned. This time the double act has been revived...
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Queen Plays A Blinder. While The Cameron-Clegg Duo Look OrdinaryHenry Forth writes from London: The British used to have loads of style. Now they just have...
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Deputy Speaker Arrested For Allegedly Raping And Sexually Assaulting Two Men. Yes, Two MenR.F. Wilson reports from Preston in Lancashire: A huge story broke all of a sudden this weekend...
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South Shields By-Election: Postal Voting Seems Mighty Popular Among The Electorate These DaysR.F. Wilson reports from South Shields: Are you as shocked as I am by the results of the South...
Living In America »
So What Was The Point Of David Cameron’s Visit To The US?
May 17, 2013 at 12:01 amDan Majestic reports from Washington: So what is it exactly that British Prime Minister David Cameron did during his visit to the United States? We know that he held talks...
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American Comedians Are So PC The US President Has To Crack Jokes About Himself – HimselfDan Majestic reports from Washington: Don’t you just love the way Barack Obama, also known...
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Sexual Assaults In US Military Are On The Rise. Not That Anyone Can Do Anything About ItJan Weatherhead writes from Washington: The Pentagon says there are more sexual assaults than...
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Remember Bernie Madoff Who Stole $65 Billion? Well, He’s Sticking To His Version Of EventsDan Majestic reports from New York: Remember Bernie Madoff, the man who stole $65 billion from...
Media »
How Come The More News We Get The Less We Know?
May 14, 2013 at 12:02 amAdam Lovejoy reports from London: Ever wondered why most of the news reported these days is so confusing? You’re sort of told that this or that happened, but no one is prepared...
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More Celebs Are Hit By Sex Charges. But How Come They’re Guilty Before Trial?Henry Forth writes from London: Word around the London celeb clubs is that three more public...
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Tips For Making An Impact On Social MediaAnton Goryunov reports from Amsterdam: Are you lacking charisma and sexual drive? Do you like...
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The Coverage Of The Oscar Pistorius Story Is Getting Out Of Hand. How Not Unexpected!Ted Obvious reports from Pretoria: Well, we all had it coming, didn’t we? The moment...
Pardon Me For Asking »
Here We Go Again: Diplomats Are Trying To Resolve The Conflict In Syria
May 19, 2013 at 12:15 amTed Obvious reports from Rome: Here we go again: diplomats are making another effort to resolve the conflict in Syria. Lots of noises are being made by all sorts of people...
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So When Will The Cost Of The London Olympics Be Revealed?Adam Lovejoy writes from London: Menacingly for the politicians and loud-mouthed enthusiasts...
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Coppers Behind Operation Yewtree Sure Got Their Priorities In A TwistR.F. Wilson reports from London: As another ‘household name’ from the acting stable, this...
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Has The Chilcot Report On The War In Iraq Been Binned? Sure Looks Like ItBen Delicious reports from London: The word around Fleet Street is that the long-awaited report...
Point Of View »
How Stupid Do You Need To Be To Obsess About Celebs?
May 19, 2013 at 12:02 amTed Obvious reports from London: How stupid do you need to be to obsess about celebs? These people have nothing to say of any interest, they know s..t about anything and the...
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Bill Roache And His Message Of ‘Pure Love’. And The Mess It Got Him InRick Dixon writes from Cambridge: Talk about words coming back to haunt people who utter them… This...
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Fifty Shades of (Sasha) Grey…Rick Dixon writes from Cambridge: Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James has got a lot to...
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Telling Mayors Of Big Cities: Go Promote Cycling Someplace Else, You PC Creeps!Ted Obvious writes from London: I’d like to get the mayors of all the big cities in Europe,...
Sport »
The Really Weird Thing About Sport Is The Celebratory Bit
May 14, 2013 at 12:11 amBen Delicious reports from Manchester: Big, big celebrations took place in Manchester yesterday with thousands of Manchester United fans turning out in force, to greet their...
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Strange As It May Seem, The World Won’t End With Sir Alex’s RetirementBen Delicious reports from Manchester: Look, I have nothing against Sir Alex Ferguson, the...
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Has Suárez Bitten Off More Than He Can Chew? Nope, He’s OK, He’s Staying On At LiverpoolR.F. Wilson reports from London: Big, big subject of conversation among football fans and all...
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A Question Of Sport: Why Should Everyone Be Forced To Like It?Adam Lovejoy writes from London: I don’t care about sport. Any sport, even football. I’m...
Stupidity Watch »
Wills And Kate Don’t Get It, The Monarchy Is Not Something You Modernise
May 7, 2013 at 12:06 amAdam Lovejoy reports from London: Every time I hear people showering praise on Prince William and Kate Middleton – known these days as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge...
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Larry The Cat Makes A Shocking Discovery: Dave Ain’t A Tory At AllBen Delicious reports from London: Larry the cat, who was adopted by the Camerons in 2010,...
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Deporting Terrorists Is No Fun Any More. Ask Theresa And The GangThomas Mathew reports from London: Spare a thought for Theresa May, the Home Office Secretary,...
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Nicolas Sarkozy Accused Of Receiving Millions From Gaddafi. Now That’s Really IronicBen Delicious reports from Paris: Well, wouldn’t you know it! Former French President Nicolas...
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