March 11, 2010

Is There Any Point In Dieting? Nope, None At All

Anton Goryunov writes: Pardon me for asking, but what is exactly the point of dieting? You won’t lose weight anyway, as you can’t... 

Winning Hearts And Minds In Afghanistan. Even When They’re Detached From The Bodies

Dan Majestic writes: As NATO introduces a policy of ‘heroic restraint’ in Afghanistan, urging its troops not to kill everything... 

President Ahmadinejad Reveals Iran’s Official Policy

Martin McCauley writes: Things are tough in the make belief Persian Empire of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The economy is in difficulty,... 

March 10, 2010

A Cynical Look At Life In Britain. And The Stiff Upper Lip

Adam Lovejoy writes: It can only happen in Britain: the government bankrupts the country to the tune of £2 trillion and no one pretty... 

As The British Press Sells Its Soul To The Devil, We Go Behind The Scenes Of One Newspaper

Adam Lovejoy writes: Pardon me for asking, but what the hell is wrong with the British press these days? OK, so it’s sold its soul... 

From Now On The Met Office Will Express Doubt About Its Own Forecasts

Adam Lovejoy writes: The British Met Office, that fine body of men and women, who have been making bold prediction about the weather... 

March 9, 2010

Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team

Today we present another selection of deep thoughts and wisdoms from the Stirring Trouble team, a group of people who say it like it... 

Live Coverage Of The Oscars Proves A Huge Hit. With Dozens Of People

R.F.Wilson writes: Live coverage of Oscars has proven to be a huge hit with dozens of viewers across the world. A British man, who... 

March 8, 2010

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present more breaking news. From the award winning Stirring Trouble Team. Breaking News: President Obama says: America will pull... 

Mossad Is Thinking Of Going Public. As A Plc

Dan Majestic writes: The news that around 1000 Mossad ‘assassins’ were caught on security cameras, in a five star hotel in Dubai,... 

March 7, 2010

Who Cares About Elvis Or Who Killed John Kennedy? Aliens Are Running Things Here

Robert Henry writes: Do I know anything about conspiracy theories? I most certainly don’t. I do know other things, though, like that... 

TV Debates Between Party Leaders Will Include Product Placements

Adam Lovejoy writes: Leaked documents, made available to Stirring Trouble, reveal that the forthcoming TV debates between the leaders... 

March 6, 2010

Band Aid: Sir Bob And Friends Do Some Soul Searching

Band Aid Martin McCauley writes: So now we know: 95 per cent of all the money raised by Band Aid to help Ethiopian famine victims in... 

More Breaking News. From The StirringTrouble Team

Today we present more breaking news items. From the award winning Stirring Trouble Team. Breaking News: Prime Minister Gordon Brown... 

March 5, 2010

President Zuma: The Man With The Plan

Zuma Martin McCauley writes: Jacob Zuma, President of South Africa, has been in London this week on a state visit. He might still be... 

The New Rich Have No Style, No Class, No Taste. No Anything

Dan Majestic writes: Let me tell you something about the new rich: they have no style, no class, no taste, no anything. They got lucky... 

March 4, 2010

Pearls Of Wisdom: From The Sirring Trouble Team

Today we launch a new regular section called ‘Pearls Of Wisdom’, humorous, witty thoughts of some of the members of the Stirring... 

About One Pine Tree. And Global Warming Written All Over It

Martin McCauley writes: Fiddling climate change data seems to have become a favourite hobby of some people who call themselves ‘scientists’.... 

March 3, 2010

More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present more spoof breaking news items. From the award winning Stirring Trouble Team. Breaking News: Britain says if the US sides... 

BBC Cuts Costs: It’s Taking The Piss, But Not As We Know It

Anton Goryunov writes: The BBC has done what it does best yesterday by taking the piss, at the expense of the long suffering licence... 

March 2, 2010

A Case Of One Madman Blowing All The Money

Thomas Mathew writes: Well, the best known secret is suddenly out: Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a nutter, who screams at his own... 

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

Today we present more spoof breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: While kissing each other after scoring... 

March 1, 2010

Climate Change Myth Is Causing Panic. Even Among Climate Change Biggest Fans

Martin McCauley writes: The global warming myth is going through a tough time. One by one, climatologists, who’ve been making a comfortable... 

Political Correctness Is Dangerous For Your Health, Study Shows

Doctor Stanley Unattractive writes: Research conducted recently on a million people across Europe has shown that political correctness,... 

February 28, 2010

Binge Drinking: Who Says It Ain’t Cool?

Dan Majestic writes: How come my friends, binge drinkers, get all the bad publicity? Some disgusting people even suggest raising prices... 

Political Weather Forecasts. A New Rage In Britain?

Dan Majestic writes: What if in the run up to the general election the weather forecasts in Britain would start to include descriptions... 

White House Looks For A Quick Fix. And Finds It

Martin McCauley writes: Times are hard in America. Despite all the rubbish, coming from the government, experts and bankers about... 

February 27, 2010

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

Today we present more spoof breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: Scandal erupts as White House is caught... 

Kim Jong Il Finds A Solution To North Korea’s Problems

Martin McCauley writes: North Korea is in trouble – although you might not know about it. Unlike Greece, with its economic problems... 

February 26, 2010

Gordon Brown Will Face Tough Questions When He Appears Before The Chilcot Inquiry

R.F.Wilson writes: Stop the presses! Stirring Trouble has obtained a leaked copy of the transcript of the opening questions and answers... 

February 25, 2010

What Tiger Could Have Said To The World. But Didn’t

Anton Goryunov writes: If you were like me, gripped with excitement while listening recently to Tiger Woods talk about his infidelity... 

Imagine Turkey Reviving The Ottoman Empire

Martin McCauley writes: The news that former chiefs of the Navy and Air Force and many other military figures have been arrested in... 

February 24, 2010

How Come Superheroes Are So Useless? Not To Mention Dumb And Satanic Looking

Adam Lovejoy writes: It always puzzles why superheroes are so useless? The concept itself could have only originated in America, obviously,... 

What On Earth Happened To Good Old Inequality?

Dan Majestic writes: What on earth happened to good old inequality? How come everyone’s considered equal, even if they don’t... 

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

Today we present more spoof breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: NATO says if Argentine attacks Britain...