February 9, 2010

I Really Can’t Treat The UN Seriously. Especially With A Frontman Like That

Dan Majestic writes: Pardon me for asking, but what’s this guy, Ban Ki-Moon, the UN Secretary General, all about? Is he for... 

Taking The Piss Humour Is A Scream, Say Comedians. Ain’t No Mines On That Minefield

Dan Majestic writes: Taking the piss humour has been overwhelmingly voted as the best form of entertainment by the majority of comedians.... 

February 8, 2010

A Cynical Glance At: Wars, Tears, Public Speeches, Drives Through The Snow And Hookers

Adam Lovejoy writes: This was some week in politics, both in Britain and across the pond, in the big US of A.First, the joint British/US... 

February 7, 2010

It’s Simple: America Should Beat The Crap Out Of China. Before It’s Too Late

Dan Majestic writes: Pardon me for asking, but why is America pussyfooting with China? The Chinese communists are throwing their weight... 

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team.

We present another selection of spoof breaking items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: White House says President Obama... 

February 6, 2010

St Albert Gore Blimey And His Followers Launch A New Religion

Martin McCauley writes: Things are not going well in the global warming religion. That is the one that St Albert Gore Blimey follows.... 

Ridiculing Politicians Is Always Good. Especially The Ones In Government

R.F. Wilson writes: Let’s face it, very few people have a high opinion of politicians. They view them as unreliable, deceiving,... 

February 5, 2010

Political Correctness Is Cool And Sexy, BBC Says. Plus It Helps Us Make Better Programmes

Anton Goryunov writes: Leaked documents reveal that the British Broadcasting Corporation has been using sophisticated techniques to... 

A Fly On The Wall Look At What The Chinese Leadership Is Up To

Martin McCauley writes: Imagine a scene is Zhongnanhai, the plush residence of the Chinese leaders in Beijing. They have gathered to... 

February 4, 2010

Government Sets Up Department for Assisted Suicides. Lord Jubilant Explains

Thomas Mathew writes: Due to very limited public demand, and driven by pragmatic considerations, the Labour government announced the... 

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present another long awaited selection of spoof breaking items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: UN Secretary General,... 

February 3, 2010

The Catcher In The Rye: Classic Literature It Ain’t

I have a confession to make: I don’t like some of the books that are considered by many people to be eternal classics. I have... 

Let’s Be Cynical: Can One Man Steal $65 Billion?

R.F.Wilson writes: Lock up your savings, people. And your daughters as well, just in case. Hide that cash under your mattresses or,... 

February 2, 2010

How To Become A Pop Star. Tips For Beginners.

Adam Lovejoy writes: Everybody wants to be a pop star these days. Ask any youngsters and they’ll tell you that they dream of... 

Things That Make You Go: What’s Wrong With These People?

Adam Lovejoy writes: Have you ever wondered why is it that car parks do not carry any responsibility for the safety of the vehicles... 

February 1, 2010

Tony Blair Gets A Pitbull. After That Chilcot Gig Of His

Adam Lovejoy writes: News that Tony Blair has boosted his personal protection by getting himself a fierce pitbull came as a great... 

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present another long awaited selection of spoof breaking items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: President Barack... 

January 31, 2010

Football Fans Devastated By News Of John Terry’s Infidelity. He Let Us All Down, They Say

Adam Lovejoy writes: Millions of football fans across England are trying to come to terms with the revelation that their idol, Chelsea... 

This Is No Laughing Matter. The Infighting In The Chinese Leadership Is Turning Nasty

Martin McCauley writes: Is there a coup in the making in China? The situation at the top is getting pretty heated, with two groups... 

January 30, 2010

Pardon Me For Asking, But Was Blair Taking The Piss At The Chilcot Inquiry?

Thomas Mathew writers: Pardon me for asking, but was Tony Blair taking the piss while giving evidence to the Chilcot inquiry into the... 

The London Conference On Afghanistan Was A Failure. For A Very Obvious Reason

R.F.Wilson writes: It all comes down to one thing when you have a big international gathering: whether booze is served at it in abundance.... 

January 29, 2010

The Chilcot Inquiry Missed A Crucial Question While Quizzing Tony Blair

Thomas Mathew writes: Well, there you have it: Tony Blair has appeared in front of the Chilcot inquiry into the war in Iraq, saying... 

A Call To Cyclists In Big Cities: Go Save The Planet Somewhere Else

Dan Majestic writes: Let’s call a spade a spade, for once: big cities are not suitable for cycling. It is time to stop all this... 

January 28, 2010

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present another selection of breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team.Breaking News: President Barack Obama announces... 

January 27, 2010

The British Nation Rejoices. The Economy Dips Upwards

Adam Lovejoy writes: The British people are rejoicing. The news that the economy has dipped upwards by 0.1 per cent in the last quarter... 

January 26, 2010

Pardon Me For Asking, But Who The Hell Cares That Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Have Split Up?

Dan Majestic writes: Pardon me for asking, but who the hell cares that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have split up? Does it make any... 

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present another selection of breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: President Barack Obama will announce... 

January 25, 2010

EU Wants A Common Language And Common Look Introduced In Europe Soon

R.F.Wilson writes from Brussels: In line with its policy of fostering closer links between the peoples of Europe, the European Commission,... 

Tony Blair Pumps Up His Wordly Muscle. To Face The Chilcot Inquiry

R.F.Wilson writes: Word reaches the real world - from the fantasy world of Tony ‘five-times-a-night’ Blair - that he spends... 

January 24, 2010

A Warning To Some Women: You Aren’t That Beautiful To Laugh That Loud

Why is it that average looking women, bordering on unattractive, often laugh very loudly? Have you noticed how they would respond... 

British Government Says It Only Pays Ransom For Hostages Who Matter

Adam Lovejoy writes: Documents have been passed to Stirring Trouble by John, one of our regular readers, that show that the British... 

Al Qaeda Surprised At Britain’s Decision To Raise Terrorist Threat Level To ‘Highly Likely’

Dan Majestic writes: Extremist Islamic groups across the world have expressed their genuine surprise at the British government’s... 

January 23, 2010

As Exhibition Of Fake Art Opens We Ask: What If The Shit You’re Buying Is A Forgery?

Dan Majestic writes: As the first ever exhibition of fake art opens in London, compliments of Scotland Yard - so that you know, it... 

Of One Conflict In Cyberspace That Is Not What It Seems

Martin McCauley writes: Imagine a meeting taking place in the White House. President Barack Obama sits in the Oval Office across from... 

January 22, 2010

Underworld Dismayed By Falling Crime Figures. We Need To Get Our Act Together, It Says

Thomas Mathew writes: ‘Dismay’ and ‘anger’ would probably be the best words I can use to describe the reaction...