Breaking News Comes To StirringTroubleInternationally

July 3, 2009

Today we are launching a new section called Breaking News that will contain spoof news reports items. We hope you will enjoy the first selection.

Breaking news: President Sarkozy says his wife, Carla Bruni, is a better singer than Michael Jackson. Impeachment proceedings begin.

Breaking news: G8 leaders’ wives decide to attend summit in Italy as Silvio Berlusconi is overheard promising his guests ‘a good time’.

Breaking News: Having started his prison sentence Bernie Madoff involves other inmates in a pyramid scheme that collapses.

Breaking news: When asked about the size of her penis German Chancellor Angela Merkel says it is bigger than Hillary Clinton’s.

Breaking news: Man starved of sex by his wife for 5 years rapes himself.

Breaking news: Inspired by political correctness man falsely accuses himself of committing a hate crime and surrenders to the police.

Breaking news: The end of the world has happened. We just missed it.

Breaking news: Tony Blair is launching his own religion and proclaiming to be the messiah. Some have seen him turn wine into water.

Breaking news: First public burning of Michael Jackson’s CDs takes place in response to hysteria surrounding his death.

Breaking News: Tony Blair considers sex change operation to make it easier for him as her to become the first EU President.

Breaking news: At an international competition of politicians comparing the sizes of their egos Tony Blair of Britain wins. By an inch.

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