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Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team.

July 26, 2009

Today we present some pearls of wisdom from the Stirring Trouble team.

It’s amazing but most beautiful women are not good in bed. They just don’t seem to try hard enough.

I say this again: how come the bad guys rush to each other’s help so quickly while the good guys are so slow to support each other?

Freedom of the press is not about reporting anything you want but about changing things by your reporting. Big difference between the two.

An old Russian wisdom: The best way to lose weight is to stop eating like a pig. Works all the time.

Public burnings of Harry Potter books have become very popular. It’s fun for all the family and you get to know which good authors to read.

The danger of letting the Chinese watch porn freely on the web is that we’ll soon have about 3 billion of them to cope with.

Women: men tend to boast about their sexual conquests. Remember that when you go to bed with men who know your friends. Or your hubbies.

The current financial crisis caused by the greedy money men tell us one thing: the time for serious wealth redistribution has arrived.

It is important to remember that optimism is not usually associated with great intelligence. Pessimism is.

To young men who think that they aren’t good in bed: don’t worry, in many cases it’s the woman’s fault. They don’t know which buttons to push.

It is an interesting fact: men who can’t get it up properly often claim to be sex addicts. Go figure.

Chess are losing fans so an element of physical confrontation could be handy. If you’re in tight spot, beat the shit out of your opponent.

Women, remember: many of the men dating on the Internet are just horny bastards who have wives and girlfriends. And sometimes syphilis.

On the politics of dating: ladies, always have something to eat before a romantic dinner. So as not to have that hungry look in your eyes.

There’s a strange misconception amongst young women that sleeping around doesn’t harm their health. It does and the price they pay is huge.

The worst thing about celebs is that they breed and produce off-spring who then become celebs themselves and torture us with their idiocy.

People who write books for a living are usually not good at everything else. That’s why we get so many bad books.

An economist told me yesterday: ‘Gradually people begin to understand that retail trade is based mostly on deception.’

It’s usually easy to tell whether a film is funded by the mob. If it glorifies crime and violence there’s usually some dirty money involved.

I’m always amazed to meet people, fans of Darwin, who actually believe that they are related to apes. They look nothing like apes.

Fat ugly slobs who eat and sleep and drink too much want us to call them ‘obese’ and unhealthy and socially challenged. The creeps!
Once you find conversation at parties stalling gently introduce the subject of penis enlargement and watch those people start to talk.

The current financial crisis caused by the greedy money men shows one thing: the time for serious wealth redistribution has arrived.

If we are obliged by law to insure our cars then car insurance should be provided by the state and not by these rip off artists.

How come the concept of human rights is always used to undermine the concept of human rights?

To say that stock markets contribute to the economy is like saying that prostitution helps strengthen marriage.

Women over 50 pretending to be giggly teenage girls. And dressed like teenage girls. Horrible sight.

The problem with actor George Clooney is that he thinks that he is so handsome that he doesn’t need to act. Just be there on screen.

Bullying has nothing to do with race or gender. It has all to do with people trying to dominate others through intimidation.

I find that there are two ways to respond to the saying ‘we only live once’: either you become a total shit or you help out other people.

Samuel L.Jackson should be given an Oscar. For being exactly the same in every role. A great achievement. Not many actors can do that.

Ladies! Let’s get this straight: you can arouse your partners by applying pressure to three points south of the bellybutton. Commence.

Politicians know that they are where they are either as a result of foul play or pure chance. That’s why they are afraid to be found out.

The less middle men there are between the producers of goods and consumers the better the system works. The current one is hopeless.

To all you cops, firemen and ambulance drivers: just because you have sirens and flashing lights doesn’t mean you should drive like maniacs.

In case you’re wondering what most pop stars do between recordings: shag groupies, drink and take drugs. Hence the great tunes and lyrics.

Whatever David Beckham wears, even Armani shorts, he still looks like a waiter. No offence to waiters.

They shoot black sheep these days, don’t they? It’s not a good time to be different. Compromise is in fashion.

A disgraceful farce is being played out in U.S. and Britain: so-called ‘experts’ are paid to say that the recession is subsiding. Punks.

To all you multicultural fascists with your vile agendas and your revulsion to real culture: your time is up.

It’s time to ban promotion of non-art. If you say, for example, that canned shit is art you’re fined. These barbarians have to be stopped.

There is a time to collect stones and a time to throw them, the wise man said once. Well, now is the time to throw them.

The Western banking system has proven to be so corrupt and inept that if it does not go the whole Western economy will.

Comparing Barack Obama to John Kennedy is silly. Kennedy was a staunch anti-communist whereas Obama is a socialist. Huge difference.

Revolution is in the air. Found a nice brick, weapon of the proletariat as Lenin called it, to fight the ruling classes.

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