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Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team.

August 2, 2009

Today we present more pearls of wisdom from the Stirring Trouble team. They are really full of wisdom, these pearls of wisdom. Which is quite remarkable, considering that the Stirring Trouble team has a low joint IQ. Still, stranger things have been known to happen.
As people grow older and wiser they have less and less friends. People who age and not grow wiser acquire even more friends than before.

Somebody asked as wise man recently: what could be fun for the whole family? Syphilis, he said.

Another thing that can be fun for all the family: running a protection racket.

And another fun thing for all the family to enjoy: printing counterfeit money. The bigger the notes the more fun everyone gets.

Fun thing for all the family: shoplifting. It is not just fun, it is also very rewarding.

That should be a good book: The Kama Sutra Of Banking.  1000 ways to rip off your customers.

Stupid people never understand good humour. They laugh at flat jokes but never at good ones. Dumb pricks

Public transport in London is such a disgrace that people who are running it should be forced to travel on it all the time.

There are many ways a wife can wage a psychological war against her husband. One is to allow food to rot in the fridge.

Yes, 90 per cent of statistics are false. Some even say 101 per cent of stats are made up.

Karl Marx was a classical capitalist. The real inventor of communism was Vladimir Lenin. A syphilitic left-wing tyrant.

So all of you wankers who have been gambling and losing money. You could have saved a child’s life or fed the hungry with it. Idiots!

I repeat once again: marriage is not about sex only. Sex should be about marriage only but it’s too tough for some people.

It is so convenient to follow current affairs and yet not really understand anything. No worries, no upsets, no fears. Just one long bliss.

President Obama’s task is to default on U.S. debts to China. And there’s nothing the commies in Beijing can do about it. Nothing!

So, in supposedly religious U.S. any punk can mock religion and God on TV but once anyone says anything bad about Obama, it’s blasphemy.

It is not the face that speaks of the man. It is his eyes, the window to his soul. Look into his eyes and you will see what the man is about.

Capitalism has nothing to do with the current economic crisis as since 1930s we did not have proper capitalism anywhere.

Partypooping is all the rage now.

When Karl Marx said that proletariat of the world should unite he actually meant people who work. Not who pretend that they work.

Vladimir Lenin once called a brick the weapon of the proletariat. Does it mean that bricklayers are the generals in the war of the working masses?

Politicians are usually elected so that they can then be charged for corruption, stand trial and go to jail. At least that was what the original concept was all about.

The problem with pop singers is that they do not die young anymore. Very boring to watch them age.

Celebs should refrain from becoming socially and politically active. They should simply be celebs and do nothing.

Drug addicts should have a stamp on their brows that would warn other people about their recreational habits.

Assisted suicide is a form of ritual killing. It has got nothing to do with pity for other people.

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  1. Gren-Hilda on August 2nd, 2009 6:27 pm

    I think the brick is the weapon of building contractors. Have you ever heard of someone happy with their builder?

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