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Actress Halle Berry Is Not Sexy. She Is Not Even A Good Actress

August 8, 2009

Actress Halle Berry Voted Sexiest Woman Alive. Yeah, Sure, And I Am The Hunkiest Hunk Alive Then That mediocre film actress, Hale Berry, has re-surfaced again, having turned 40 recently. She is giving interview to different magazines and some hacks are still calling her ‘sexy’. Last year  she was actually voted ’sexiest woman alive’ by readers of the Esquire magazine. which was very bizarre, very bizarre indeed.

The things is that sexy Hale Berry is not. Because if she is the sexiest woman alive, then I am the hunkiest hunk in the world. And why not? I can act too, and I am very good when I appear on television and terrify news presenters who interview me because I often say things that are unusual and politically incorrect. As one very attractive news presenter – I’ll just call her P.M. – said to me once just before the interview started: ‘You know, Alexander, I can never predict what you are going to say next. But I really enjoy this feeling of suspense.’

Good for you, P.M.! You are a real star! And a sexy looking woman too.

But let me tell you why really sexy women would never be voted as sex symbols of today. First of all, really sexy women are intelligent and they do not become movie actresses or models or celebrities. They also do not need to convince everyone around that they are sexy. Men can feel the radiation coming from them even when they are not wearing some revealing designer clothes and tonnes of make-up. Really sexy women know that the more they are covered up, the more exciting they appear to men.

There is no need for them to adopt the slutty look, for example, like the likes of Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton – two deeply unattractive women – do to get noticed. And they would never humiliate or offend the men they are going out with by parading their assets in public, for everyone to admire. They keep their assets covered, because they know that clever men do not like their women being examined by others as if they were some cheap hookers in a red light district, tempting clients who walk by.

I find that movie actresses and models, who seem to be occupying the most places in all those stupid polls that are intended to find the sexiest women in the world, are actually not sexy at all. They produce some of the most appalling drivel you would ever hear, they are always pretentious and arrogant and they have absolutely no sex appeal. None at all. Because pretentious and unintelligent people could never be mysterious and alluring, which are important components of a sexy look. And their laugh alone – loud and low pitched – would be enough to frighten any man immediately.

I have found in my experience, as a journalists and a former high flying businessman – yes, there was a time when I was a director of several companies – that all those women-celebrities were very shallow, very boring and very identical in the way they behaved. They were considered as prized possession by those stupid studs, who ‘collect’ women as trophies so that they could boast afterwards to their mates how many of them they bedded and how famous some of them were. Normal men would usually shun such women, rightly thinking that it is just not worth the hassle and the money.

By the way, if you are shocked by the idea that men ‘collect’ women as trophies you might just as well be shocked to know that women do that too. Silly, self-centred women, that is. They actually ‘collect’ men they went to bed with. They have – and I have seen it myself – albums with photographs of men that they had slept with. I have seen such albums with names, dates and even autographs included in them, along with the photos. And I have seen whole displays of photos of men on the walls of bedrooms and kitchens, with some of the most famous faces in the world popping up here and there.

And the proud hostess would tell me that, unfortunately, she started to collect these images not so long ago and missed on some of the greatest lovers she had had in the past. It is interesting that such women call all their male partners ‘lovers’, even though some of their romantic encounters were just drunken one-night stands, when the guys involved probably did not even remember who was it that they had actually spent the previous night with.

Sorry girls, but that is how it is with drunken men. Just like predators on a hunt, they ‘kill’ their prey and immediately loose all interest after that. I described that unfortunate phenomenon in my book, Russian Roulette, The KGB Novellas, which has not yet come out but which you will soon be able to order on this website.

But let us return to that sexy woman Hale Berry. I would like to give you a quote from her acceptance speech when she was awarded ’sexiest woman alive’ prize by the Esquire magazine. ‘Sexiness is a state of mind,’ she said with her typical silly grin. ‘A comfortable state of being. It is about loving yourself even in your most unlovable moment… Sexiness is knowing what’s sexy to you. To me, spaghetti is sexy, especially when it’s served off the tips of a man’s fingers. I like that… And I think wine is sexy, just before sex.’

I do not want to bore you, dear readers, to death with her other quotes. I hope you got the general message from the ‘sexiest woman alive’. The thought alone of feeding her spaghetti, in some thick disgusting sauce, from my fingers – brrrr – makes me cringe. I just wonder what other foods from what other parts of a man’s anatomy Ms Berry likes to be served with? Mash potatoes from the buttocks or peas from the chest? Or may be ice cream or sorbet from south of the bellybutton?

Really sexy women are not about in your face sex. They do not go around, half naked, or talk about being sexy, or claim to know what makes men tick. Becasue men tick in the presence of really sexy women because they ooze sex, even when they are covered from head to toe and do not wear too much or any make-up. It is in their voice, in their eyes, in their movements. It is in what they say and how they say it, and in how they respond to humour. It is all a tease, but in a good, proper way. And it has a lot to do with intelligence.

Because really sexy woman are always intelligent. They can even not be that beautiful, but real men are more impressed by clever, intelligent women than by some loud mouthed, heavily made up, easily available stunners.

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One Response to “Actress Halle Berry Is Not Sexy. She Is Not Even A Good Actress”

  1. Gren-Hilda on August 9th, 2009 2:04 pm

    Ha ha! Only intellient men are attracted to intelligent women! That ’stars’ are so popular and are paid such ludicrous salaries is a telling reflection of our society. But please excuse me now, I’m off to my reality show audition.

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