More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team

December 1, 2009

We present more breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team.

Breaking News: US Secret Service admits that it often lets total strangers into the White House in return for cash.

Breaking News: Vice President Joe Biden reveals that he recently visited Iraq disguised as a pregnant peasant woman.

Breaking News: Dubai’s rulers admit that they might have overspent a bit on partying and pleasure seeking generally.

Breaking News: The International Olympic Committee denies that it models itself on extortion rackets. We have been into extortion from day one of our existence, the IOC says.

Breaking News: Getting up early in the morning and driving in search of a fire hydrant to crash your car into is voted as the number one recreational activity in America.

Breaking News: NASA says its new generation spaceships that will replace the shuttles will have a special section for boozing and picking up fights with total strangers.

Breaking News: A poll among senior military officers in the US reveals that the thought of more illegal wars in the future gives them a reason to carry on.

Breaking News: Cuban dictator Fidel Castro releases a double CD with his thoughts on the benefits of torture.

Breaking News: Iranian mullahs confess to watching Desperate Housewives religiously.

Breaking News: Tony Blair says his recent cosmetic surgery to change his appearance has nothing to do with the current inquiry into the war in Iraq in Britain.

Breaking News: Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi reveals that ever since he was a boy he wanted to get mixed up in sex scandal.

Breaking News: Mongolian mob says that just because it carries less weight than the Chinese mob does not mean it is not vile and disgusting.

Breaking News: International Federation of Idiots says that it has discovered new ways of causing constipation: eat as much shit as you want as often as possible.

Breaking News: British Prime Minister Gordon Brown reveals that during his recent trip to Trinidad and Tobago he checked on his off shore accounts. I’m good, he says. I’m loaded.

Breaking News: NATO commanders reveal that they wear kinky outfits in private. Like bunny suits and nurses uniforms.

Breaking News: President of Europe, Herman van Rompuy, says he is still sexually active. Even though it’s winter and he should be hibernating.

Breaking News: German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, reveals that her pubic hair is tastefully shaped as a profile of Karl Marx.

Breaking News: French President Nicholas Sarkozy admits that the thought of running around Paris stark naked no longer seems ridiculous to him.

Breaking News: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is accidentally violated by President Hugo Chavez during a one on one meeting in Caracas.

Breaking News: Hackers penetrate Pentagon’s files and find images of nude Russian generals and obscene photos of Chinese military hardware used as sex toys.

Breaking News: Russian mobsters compare genitals with Irish mobsters. For no apparent purpose.

Breaking News: Indian government reveals that it will ban curries as they cause excessive farting that contributes to climate change.

Breaking News: Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi reveals that as a young lad he would spend hours stretching his penis in the hope of becoming a porn actor when he grows up.

Breaking News: Iraqi government says that the civil war in the country, kept secret from the outside world with the help of the US media, will soon be made into a PC game.

Breaking News: A mass brawl on the pitch between Chelsea and Arsenal football clubs unexpectedly turns into a orderly game with several goals scored.

Breaking news: Drunken Brazilian minister says: What f..king economic boom? Who says we have a f..king economy at all.

Breaking News: Poll conducted across the world among Hell’s Angels reveals that Charles Dickens is their favourite writer and watching porn is their favourite hobby.

Breaking News: Nigerian cannibals say that dieting is taking its toll on them.

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