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More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team

December 16, 2009

We present more breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team.

Breaking News: Asked to give a couple of reasons why they are going to Copenhagen’s climate summit world leaders name boredom and craving for free publicity.

Breaking News: Al Gore lands himself in trouble when he tells the Copenhagen climate conference that in 5 years’ he’ll be the richest man in the world. All thanks to global warming.

Breaking News: Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Barack Obama is shocked to learn that bombing the shit out of Afghanistan will not benefit the world climate.

Breaking news: Global warming voted the best ever cause to misuse public money in a worldwide poll among politicians.

Breaking News: White House says President Obama is ready to promise the Copenhagen climate conference any targets in cutting emissions. To look good.

Breaking News: Delegates at the Copenhagen climate conference vote to gather every year from now on and party like there’s no tomorrow.

Breaking News: Arnold Schwarzenegger reveals at the Copenhagen climate conference that he would love to play the part of a woman environmentalist in a romantic film about global warming.

Breaking News: Illinois residents rejoice as news reaches them that inmates of Guantanamo will reside in their sunny state.

Breaking News: Fans of Paul McCartney mourn his reputation after it collapsed and died during his recent appearance on the final of the X-Factor.

Breaking News: Tiger Woods announces that he’ll become a footballer in England and use his transgressions to his advantage.

Breaking News: Tony Blair says that if he would be able to return back in time he would still start the war in Iraq. But negotiate better money terms for himself.

Breaking News: Prime Minister Gordon Brown reveals that during his recent sleepover in Afghanistan he’d had a pillow fight with President Hamid Karzai.

Breaking News: London Mayor Boris Johnson says you only need a quick glance at his father, Stanley, to realise how posh their whole family is.

Breaking News: Having slaughtered Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes in his recent film director Guy Ritchie says he is now thinking of turning War And Peace into a porn flick.

Breaking News: British police say they foiled an Al-Qaeda plot to flood London with Christmas cards featuring Osama Bin Laden.

Breaking News: Vietnamese government says its armed forces are fed once a month. To keep them in shape.

Breaking news: Union of Mongolian Farmers says that just because many of its members have sex with sheep does not mean that they are not family men. Most of them are married to sheep, Union says.

Breaking News: Russian President, Dmitry Medvedev, admits he often writes to German Chancellor Merkel and asks for advice on what to wear and how to apply make-up.

Breaking News: UN Secretary General, Ban Ki Moon, admits that he has no idea what is it exactly he is supposed to do.

Breaking News: Taiwan reveals that it’s drawing up plans to turn mainland China into one big black market for its goods.

Breaking News: Union of Darwinists reveals that its members use secret signs by which they recognise each other. Like showing their tails, for example.

Breaking News: International Federation of Idiots reveals that some of the biggest names in politics are its active members.

Breaking News: NATO’s General Secretary, Anders Fogh Rasmussen, says that he would love to run away with some hot babe and keep everyone guessing where he is.

Breaking News: Hollywood moguls raise concerns about the low quality of porn for children. Kids have to have the best of everything, one mogul says.

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