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More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

December 23, 2009

We present a new selection of hilarious breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team.Breaking News: President Barack Obama says he is ready to bankrupt the US to fund his healthcare reforms. Americans will be ruined for generations, he says, but at least they’ll be healthy

Breaking News: White House admits that it treats reports of civil war in Iraq getting out of hand with a pinch of salt. Sure, they fight each other there, it says, but it’s all good natured really.

Breaking News: Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, says she’ll be keeping a low profile in the years to come as she has no idea of what she’s doing.

Breaking News: Pentagon reveals that the war in Afghanistan is spreading nicely into Pakistan. We hope India will join in soon, Pentagon says. The more, the merrier.

Breaking News: Norwegian government says drunken yobs, who had arrived on board Airforce-1 with President Obama recently, are still running havoc in Oslo.

Breaking News: China insists that even though the goods it exports are crap, at least it doesn’t pretend like Japan that it makes great stuff.

Breaking News: South Korean government admits that political corruption gives the country an air of romance and eccentricity.

Breaking News: Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe, says he plans a massive campaign of terror on his 86th birthday next February. To cheer himself up.

Breaking News: German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, admits that her break up with her African toyboy, Johnny Supercock, has pleased her Asian hunk, Josh, immensely.

Breaking News: French President Nicolas Sarkozy reveals that he has grown by an inch this year. By changing his hair style.

Breaking News: Asked to describe his last proper shag, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown says it was by consent and involved several adults and a monkey.

Breaking news: Governor of the bank of England, Mervyn King says that ‘high treason’ would be a bit of an exaggeration to describe what he did to British finances.

Breaking News: Bulgarian Prime Minister, Boyko Borisov, reveals that when he worked as a bouncer he never hurt a fly. Just people.

Breaking News: Osama Bin Laden releases a Christmas video appeal to raise money for his next cosmetic surgery.

Breaking News: Afghan President Hamid Karzia pledges to misuse even more US aid during his second term in office.

Breaking News: Iraqi government says it has sent several high ranking officials to assume threatening postures, to drive out the Iranian invaders.

Breaking News: NATO’s Secretary General, Ander Fogh Rusmussen, reveals that he is a swell guy who thinks about killing civilians a lot.

Breaking News: Tony Blair admits that dragging his country into an illegal war in Iraq was his second ever best career move. After selling his soul to the devil.

Breaking News: Ethiopian government says that crash dieting has become all the rage in the country. Millions of our citizens are watching their weight, Addis-Ababa says.

Breaking News: Scotland Yard says it’s going to arrest Christians this festive seasons to please other faiths.

Breaking News: Cuban dictator, Fidel Castro, says he misses mass torture.

Breaking News: Chinese President Hu Jintao admits that he uses Viagra for purely ideological reasons.

Breaking News: International Federation of Idiots reveals that it has embraced paganism as a fashion statement.

Breaking News: British pop sensations, the Bee Gees, reveal that their high-pitched singing is all down to wearing tight underwear.

Breaking News: Sports legend Tiger Woods says advertising fruity flavoured condoms was always a dream of his. I’ve tested them myself and I know they are good, he says.

Breaking News: A poll among Romanians reveals that all of them would prefer to be living someplace else.

Breaking News: North Korea launches a new sexy looking line of ballistic warheads. We would like to start a kinky war, Pyongyang says.

Breaking News: Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin, shows off his Judo skills, to dispel rumours that he is into embroidery and knitting.

Breaking News: Mongolian government reveals it has accumulated so much personal wealth that it has no desire to do anything at all.

Breaking News: Televised debates between the leaders of the three main British political parties will be conducted in Mandarin, to appeal to future Chinese invaders.

Breaking News: International Federation of Idiots says it thinks of Sarah Palin as classy, and even slightly slutty. But in a good way.

Breaking News: BBC announces that it has applied for a licence to be able to include porn in its children’s programmes.

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