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Loud Unprovoked Laughter Chosen To Signify A Good Time

January 3, 2010

Loud Unprovoked Laughter Chosen To Signify A Good TimeDan Majestic writes: Well, it’s practically official now: loud, unprovoked, near hysterical laugher has been chosen by most people as the most effective method to signify that they are having a good time. More people than ever before got together in the past week and laughed hysterically, for no apparent reason, later claiming that they had had a ‘wonderful time’ and would treasure the memory of the moment forever.Suspicions that unprovoked loud laughter was being chosen by people to signify that they were enjoying themselves immensely have been voiced by scientists and keen observers of human behavioural patterns for years. Cases of these types of enjoyment have been on the increase during weekends and public holidays. A classical example of such a fun-filled situation would be people gathering around a table, initially with one or two among them producing regular outbursts of loud, unprovoked, insincere laughter – to signify that some seriously good time was in the making. Later, lubricated by alcoholic beverages, others at the table would join in the sporadic loud laughter, making it look like all the participants were having a great time. The next day the people involved in that orgy of laugher would be overheard telling anyone who’d listen how they ‘laughed all night’ with their friends.

A big expert on unprovoked hysterical laughter, Dr Ivan Neverending, told StirringTroubleInternationally that loud unprovoked laughter, as a sign of having a good time, has been spreading in recent years among people who have nothing much to say of any substance. According to Dr Neverending, whose book Hiding Your Stupidity Behind Loud Laughter has sold millions of copies, people, who are used to watching crappy TV shows and reading trashy mags, find it difficult to keep up a conversation for longer than 1 minute and that is why they choose to burst into laughter, as often as possible, to conceal their inability to say anything coherent.

Loud unprovoked laughter has been responsible for boosting careers of bad comedians and shitty chat show hosts in the past couple of decades. The live studio audiences, compiled of people with the tendency to laugh hysterically at practically every word, have propelled dozens of TV comedy shows to cult status, resulting in a general collapse of humour across the board. Some of the most abysmal stand-up comedy acts have made a name for themselves, all thanks to people who choose unprovoked laughter as a vehicle for having a good time.

But a more disturbing trend, involving unprovoked laughter, has managed to creep into intimate relations. More and more people, asked why they were going out with a particular individual, would reply: ‘He/she makes me laugh.’ To prove that it was the case, they would actually laugh hysterically at anything that would be uttered by their partners. Serious medical conditions have been known to develop on the basis of relationships like that, when people laughed at every word uttered by their companions.

As has been pointed out already on this website, loud unprovoked laughter is used by ugly males and females to attract attention of the opposite sex, in the slim hope that something might come out of it. It usually doesn’t, but the individuals in question, pressed by considerations of a horny nature, continue to use the loud laughing techniques in their quest for sexual fulfilment.

It is expected that cases of loud unprovoked laughter will increase substantially during the next decade, as more and more people will find it a much easier option of social intercourse, compared to actually having any verbal communication skills.

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One Response to “Loud Unprovoked Laughter Chosen To Signify A Good Time”

  1. NS on January 12th, 2010 2:42 pm

    I must admit you’ve got the point here, and, I now rather sheepishly admit, it did make me laugh!
    All in all, I am not sure if I would prefer people to bleat blatantly instead of laughing out loud.
    Laughing silently is a sign of good manners and attentive upbringing, of good schooling years back when loud laugh would get you in all sorts of unnecessary trouble…so, it is a mental class thing I suppose…
    Have a wonderful new decade. Hope it lasts longer than the old one. (No, I am not trying to make you laugh. It is serious now….stop the planet please)

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