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More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team.

We present another selection of spoof breaking items. From the Stirring Trouble team.

Breaking News: White House says President Obama stopped taking calls from Al Gore. The guy’s a nutter, White House says. He keeps banging on about global warming.

Breaking News: President Obama refuses to confirm reports that he is planning to dump his wife for a sexier, slimmer broad. To look more like John Kennedy.

Breaking News: Joe Biden says when he has his breakfasts with President Obama they both tend not say much and just eat a lot and horse around.

Breaking News: Pentagon says it intends to continue keeping the public uninformed about what’s happening on the ground in Iraq and Afghanistan. It’s better that way, Pentagon says.

Breaking News: NATO’s General Secretary, Anders Fogh Rasmussen, reveals that he takes strong medication when he get those voices in his head.

Breaking News: Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke says just because he has amassed a vast personal fortune in his first term doesn’t mean he’s a bad person.

Breaking News: George Bush admits that ever since he fell off the wagon about a year ago life became one big joyride.

Breaking News: Banks have raised Bill Clinton’s personal credit rating after the earthquake in Haiti

Breaking News: Dick Cheney reveals in his autobiography that becoming a multi-billionaire came to him naturally.

Breaking News: The recent World Economic Forum in Davos proved a big disappointment for prostitutes. They haggled over every blow job, one hooker says.

Breaking News: Prime Minister Gordon Brown says bankrupting Britain to save Scottish banks was something he wanted to do ever since he was little.

Breaking News: Conservative party leader, David Cameron, admits that he would gladly join the Labour party if it helps him in the general election.

Breaking News: US and British governments tell BEA Systems that in the future it should give bribes to get arms deals more carefully.

Breaking news: Iraqi government says it now has enough money to start a new life somewhere else.

Breaking News: As shares tumble across Europe big banks tell the general public: have no worries, we’re fine. We’re subsidised by your money up to our eyeballs.

Breaking News: Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero denies that he wears womens clothes. Sometimes, yes, he says, but not often.

Breaking News: At a UN sponsored international conference on poverty in Nice delegates are astonished to learn that poor people demand food at least three times a day.

Breaking News: North Korean leader, Kim Jong il, denies that he is dead. I’m very much alive, he says. I just don’t do much anymore.

Breaking News: South African President Jacob Zuma says fathering a child outside wedlock was a cry for help. My four wives can’t satisfy me, he reveals.

Breaking News: Indian government admits that it is always thinking of ways to enrich itself so that no one would notice.

Breaking News: Russian President Dmitry Medvedev says he prefers to be called the second most powerful man in the country. To stay out of trouble with the first most powerful man.

Breaking News: Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin insists that rumours about his sexuality are way off the mark. Wearing a lot of make-up and loving anal sex doesn’t make me gay, he says.

Breaking News: Russian mob sends a thank you letter to the Kremlin for all the corruption that it has kept intact for so many years.

Breaking News: American actress Britanny Murphy is revealed to have died because she was ‘high on life’. Nothing else, just high on life.

Breaking News: Toyota is voted the best car to leave at home when driving somewhere.

Breaking News: Australian pop sensations, Men At Work, deny ripping off their biggest hit single from a girl scouts’ song. We was too pissed and stoned to do that, the band says.

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