Elvis Is Alive And Kennedy Had Committed Suicide. Of Loony Conspiracy Theories

June 15, 2010

Robert Henry writes: Let me tell you something about conspiracy theories that you might not know:

1. Most of them are so absurd and so ridiculous that they could have only originated in the minds of fantasists.
2. But, even more importantly, most of these loony theories prove to be true, with time.

I am not talking here about who killed President John Kennedy or whether Elvis Presley is still alive. Everyone knows now that Kennedy had committed assisted suicide, with the help of the Chicago mob. Just like everyone knows that Elvis simply walked off, getting disillusioned with pop and leaving a dead double behind, and still lives as a hermit in the ‘Craters of the Moon’ National Monument.

That is kid’s stuff. Like alphabet soup.

I’m talking here about grandiose things, like, for example, the conspiracy theory that bankers control the world. It had first originated back in the 1930’s, during the Great Depression, when people started asking awkward questions about the way money men seemed to get out of the mess unscathed, having caused it in the first place. On and on these fans of conspiracies banged on about the bankers telling governments what to do, and keeping them on their payroll.

And it all sounded utterly ridiculous and bizarre, until another Great Depression struck, this time in the ‘00 years, and the theory that bankers rule the world suddenly proved to be right. The money men DO run things and get away with anything. But no sooner this has become obvious, some people started saying that there was a conspiracy by the central banks of the world to keep us all unaware that all the money in the world has disappeared into thin air and that the banknotes in our wallets were just pieces of worthless paper. And, by the looks of things, this loony theory is going to be proven correct, in the not so distant future.

And then there is manmade climate change. For years and years conspiracy theorists were saying that it is all one big con and that the powers-that-be are using it to suck more money out of their unsuspecting citizens, by paying millions to scientists to invent false statistics to frighten everyone. Bizarre stories of companies, politicians and the mob raking billions out of environmentalism were going around. And then it all came together at the Copenhagen climate conference, or rather before it, when emails were revealed proving scientists do actually invent false stats to fool everyone into believing that we are all going to die prematurely and extinct ourselves. And it also turned out that creeps like Al Gore and Tony Blair have their snouts deep in the climate changelings pile of shit.

And how about the wild conspiracy theory that America starts wars every other five years, on false pretences, to keep its military industrial complex happy? That was one huge loony theory. How could the richest democracy in the world do that if it has a wonderful system of checks and balances, with congress and a free press, plus all that other attributes of a civilised nation? And then, in 2003 it turned out that the theory was actually true and America does start wars on false pretences to please its munitions making lobby. And now it has not only sparked a huge conflict in Afghanistan, but has dragged Pakistan into it and soon we will probably see a mighty regional war erupting in Asia then, with luck, turning into a WW3. What a treat for the US death merchants.

Now you may ask: what other weird conspiracy theories going will prove to be correct in the near future? From the top of my head I can tell you that the swine flu epidemic has been invented by the pharmaceutical giants, with the help of their friends in governments, and gradually it dawns on everyone that it was all a set up. And I bet several more non-existent illnesses are in the pipeline and will prove to be exceedingly profitable fantasies for some.

And how about that wild theory that President Barrack Obama was not eligible to be US President, as he was born outside the United Sates? It will probably prove to be correct. By the way, I strongly suggest to Mr Obama that he watches his back, because the greatest danger for him is not from some white supremacy fanatics, but from his own people. These things happened in the past, you know. From ancient Rome to modern times, from Caesar to Lincoln.

Still, my theory is that all nasty secrets tend to be revealed at one point or another. So let’s have a happy Christmas and let our political rulers worry about it when they will be found out – along with their banker friends and big company execs.

– End –

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