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Today we present more hilarious breaking news items from the boys at Stirring Trouble. Breaking News: Prime Minister Vladimir Putin reveals that he’s met the ten Russian spies and had a word with them. They’re all alive, he says, but only just. Breaking News: On a visit to India Prime Minister David Cameron tells his hosts that he’d love to become a Buddhist monk and despise everyone according to the ancient tradion. Breaking News: Leaked documents about the war in [...]

Anton Goryunov writes from Moscow: As Prime Minister Vladimir Putin reveals that during his recent meeting with the 10 Russian spies, who had been arrested in the United States and later exchanged for 4 American agents, he sang patriotic songs with them, with a live band playing in the background, we ask: could it be that world leaders are actually prone to singing along with others? Because it can’t be that only Mr Putin likes to belt out a couple [...]

Anton Goryunov writes: Pardon me for asking, but how come the US government that spends billions on intelligence gathering and keeps an army of advisors did not have a contingency plan in place to counter any possible leak of damaging information about the war in Afghanistan? Is there a certain slowness of the thinking process registered in the US corridors of power? Or could it be that officials in Washington are under the impression that all that stuff in Jason [...]

Adam Lovejoy writes: As North Korea threatens to launch a nuclear strike against South Korea, in response to the massive US/South Korean naval exercises codenamed Operation Invincible Spirit in the Sea of Japan, we ask: does Kim Jong Il, the North Korean leader and a closet homosexual, have the balls to push the nuclear button? Is it easy for a dictator to start a nuclear war? And, finally, who the hell comes up with all those stupid codenames for American [...]

R.F.Wilson writes: Here’s some breaking news for you: last Friday at a secret meeting of the ConLibDem cabinet at PM David Cameron’s country residence in Chequers it was decided that the coalition government needs to adopt a new tough talking no nonsense image, following revelations that some of the Tory right-wing backbenchers in the Commons view the front bench as a gathering of wimps and sissies who are in touch with their feminine side. Confused, bewildered? I bet you are. [...]

Anton Goryunov writes: You may not be aware of it, people, but the biggest celebrity bash of the year in the US is slowly but surely approaching. In about a weeks’ time, on July 31st, Chelsea Clinton is finally going to become an honest woman and marry her sweetheart, Mark Mezvinsky, an investment banker from Goldman Sachs, in a small town of Rhinebeck, upstate New York. The list of guests is impressive. Papa Bill will be there, leading his daughter [...]

Today we present more pearls of wisdom. From the Stirring Trouble team. Bad corruption is everywhere. In the past you paid politicians and got things done. Now they just take the money and do nothing. All you studs out there: quit seducing married women, you pricks! Don’t you have enough single broads who are willing and ready? How did is happen that in the past 20 years grey mediocrities took over television all over the world, peddling absolute crap on [...]

Anton Goryunov writes from Moscow: I don’t know about you, people, but I would have liked to be the fly on the wall in the White House during the one-on-one meeting between President Barack Obama and the visiting British Prime Minister David Cameron. You know, a big fly, with excellent hearing and good stickiness in my six legs so that I could hang above the two great world statesmen and savour every word they exchanged between themselves. And even though [...]

Today we present more spoof breaking news items. From the boys at Stirring Trouble. Breaking News: David Cameron insists he isn’t a poodle to President Obama. I’ll do what I’m told, but in a dignified manner, he explains. Breaking News: White House reveals visiting British PM David Cameron was given special treatment. We served him crappy food so that he could feel at home, spokesman says. Breaking News: Washington reveals tension between President Obama and PM Cameron increased after they [...]

R.F.Wilson writes: When you have a big international gathering of politicians the crucial thing is to serve them booze in abundance. If it flows like the mighty Old Man River, then things tend to go relatively smoothly and not that many stupid decisions are taken. Actually, if the international gathering is lubricated properly, very few decisions are taken at all, as the delegates and guests are simply too pissed to do anything. But if the booze is limited or not [...]