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Dan Majestic and Ben delicious report from all over the place: As shock waves caused by the so called transatlantic bomb plot continue to reverberate across Europe and America, Western leaders are anxiously thinking of how best to use the incident to boost their respective standings in their respective nations. President Barack Obama and his aides and advisors have already put on a great show, demonstrating that they realise the level of the threat that two packages with explosives in [...]

Adam Lovejoy reports from outside the headquarters of MI6 in London: Don’t you just love the way Sir John Sawers, head of British Secret Intelligence Service, also known as MI6, blew his cover to announce that torturing terrorists is a bad thing. There he was, suit and tie and a red poppy in his lapel, telling hacks that his boys would never stoop so low as to mistreat some punk who was planning to blow up a nursery or a [...]

Ben Delicious writes from the banks of the River Thames: Call me a cynic, but the moment I heard about those two packages from Yemen containing explosives that were found on planes in Dubai and in Britain  headed for the United States, I thought to myself: hang on, there’ something fishy here. Let me explain myself. Imagine you’re a terrorist based in Yemen and you are bent of teaching the Great Satan a lesson. Imagine you come up with a [...]

Today we introduce more pearls of wisdom and observations of life generally from the Stirring Trouble team. How can you not like cats? It’s perverse! So what if they don’t like people. What’s there to like? A hitman’s work is never done. Look at Tony Blair – he’s still around. Remember people, most 5-star hotels in the world are legalised bordellos. Friendly staff can arrange a shag in seconds. If a cunt like George Soros supports legalising marijuana that it [...]

Dan Majestic writes: Poll conducted by Stirring Trouble among gangsters in Europe has shown that they have a soft spot for kiddies. Five out of every seven criminals, polled both on the inside (that’s in jail) and on the outside, said they think that kids should have as much junk food as they want from the earliest age. As one mobster, Billy ‘Bonecrusher’ Jenkins, explained, kids need a lot of ‘f..king vitamins’ that come in junk food. ‘I’s always eaten [...]

Ben Delicious writes from central London: The latest disturbing news from the Blair household is that while Tony was away, hard earning his money, Cherie, his wife, sold some of his most prized possessions, incuding his framed signature, to an unknown woman, for £10. And the deranged woman didn’t stop there. She then sold her husband’s favourite Cannon ink cartridge, which was allegedly given to him as a present by Chancellor Angela Merkel, for £5 and a set of two [...]

Dan Majestic writes from Washington: Is President Barack Obama desperate or what? He’s sent Bill Clinton to campaign across the land to help avoid a meltdown at the upcoming midterm elections to US Congress. That’s pretty desperate in my book. Or in any book for that matter. Bill and Barack make an odd couple. Several months ago they had an unscheduled meeting in the White House, when things were already not looking good for the current President, resulting in a [...]

Ben Delicious writes from central London: Hold your presses editors and hide your daughters parents: the boy band turned ‘man band’ Take That is back in full singing force, with that music genius Robbie Williams joining the talented foursome – and I use the term ‘foursome’ in a good natured non-sexual way – in hitting the road next year on a 20-date European tour. This is probably the most exciting reunion in pop music ever. Outside the United States, that [...]

Adam Lovejoy writes: Have you heard the news? Tony Blair will be recalled to face the Chilcot inquiry into the war in Iraq and explain some of the things that he’d been evasive about the last time he gave evidence in January. Sir John Chilcot, who heads the inquiry, is probably writing a letter to him as you read this, telling him he needs to come for a bit of a grilling. The word is that the moment Tony had [...]