More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team

January 31, 2011

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present more pearls of wisdom and witty observations from the Stirring Trouble team. Just like Bill Clinton and Tony Blair before him President Obama turned political correctness into official policy. How come with all the shitty economic conditions in America the poor do not protest? Is it the President Obama effect working? If we assume that half of the population on earth is stupid then all these gadgets in their possession become weapons of mass disruption. US officials should stop using stupid slang like ‘military posture’ or ‘assistance posture’ or ‘diplomatic posture’. Posture has nothing to do with defence or diplomacy or assistance. As I listen to commentators talking bollocks about events in Egypt, I realise that no one has any idea what the hell’s going on there. So... 

The House That Blair Brought Down. While Everyone Stood There And Watched

January 30, 2011

The House That Blair Brought Down. While Everyone Stood There And Watched

One of our regular readers, who calls himself XTM, writes from London: Imagine that you arrive home to find that your house is being burgled, yet you just stand there, watching your personal possessions being loaded into a lorry. It’s OK, the burglars tell you, we know what we’re doing. It’ll work out great for you in the end. If you think that this sort of situation is bizarre, then think again. Exactly the same thing is happening right now in Britain, with the whole nation watching the ConDem coalition, headed by David Cameron and Nick Clegg, dismantling the British constitution and turning parliament into a rubberstamp facility for the executive – a small clique that is running the country – to use as it wishes and push through any law it wants. Tony Blair had started... 

Cynical Glance At Events In Egypt. No One Really Knows What The Hell’s Going On

January 29, 2011

Cynical Glance At Events In Egypt. No One Really Knows What The Hell’s Going On

R.F.Wilson writes from Cairo: The uprising that still has no nickname – I call it the Non Tourist Season Rebellion – is up and running in Egypt and no one knows what is really happening and who is behind it all. The funniest comment came today from a respected Western broadcaster that claimed that the violence was caused by people demanding respect from their leaders. Yes, nothing else, just respect. You’ve probably noticed that TV hacks reporting from Cairo talk about crowds of supposedly ‘young educated men’, demanding freedom and democracy and other stuff. Well, I can tell you that most of these protesters are not young at all and seem to be enjoying themselves a lot as they smash everything in their way and do a bit of looting here and there. For a sporadic uprising things... 

Phone Hacking Scandal Is Not A Scandal Really. At Least Not In The Way It’s Presented

January 28, 2011

Phone Hacking Scandal Is Not A Scandal Really. At Least Not In The Way It’s Presented

Adam Lovejoy writes from London: Well, wouldn’t you know it: every C-list celeb and irrelevant politician in the British Kingdom is jumping on the phone hacking scandal bandwagon, telling anyone who would listen that someone supposedly tried to access their voicemails and possibly even eavesdropped on their all important phone conversations. The last in the line of these sad pathetic people, who are using the momentum to their advantage, was Tessa Jowell, Shadow Minister for the Olympics, who has alerted the police about a possible attempt to breach her privacy last week, when she had her voicemail supposedly accessed. Yes, the scandal that dates back to 2005 and 2006, with a couple of journalists from the News of the World asking others to hack into phones of celebs, has suddenly acquired... 

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team

January 27, 2011

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present more pearls of wisdom and witty observations from the Stirring Trouble team. It’s time to find out where all those PC freaks live and make their life hell for a change. What to see for yourself how atheism can destroy a whole nation? Go to France, the land of the walking dead. President Obama got it wrong with the ‘Sputnik moment’. That was the time when the arms race was pushing innovation. Not a good comparison. When I hear people saying religion causes wars I remind them that Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Mao and Pol Pot were atheists. Not to mention that Bush and Blair were closet atheists a well. Minority interests groups that seem to be running the media in Britain are risking creating a backlash from the majority of people who are fed up with their bias. Women with... 

President Obama’s Sputnik Moment. The Race For The White House Begins

January 27, 2011

President Obama’s Sputnik Moment. The Race For The White House Begins

Dan Majestic writes from Washington: In case you haven’t heard, President Barack Obama is having a ‘Sputnik moment’ – along with the rest of his fellow Americans. Yes, that’s what he told his nation in his State of the Union address. If you’re unaware of the terminology, Sputnik 1 was the name of the Soviet space satellite that was launched back in October 1957, taking the arms race between the US and the USSR to a totally new level, as from that moment America suddenly found itself vulnerable to a possible attack from space. With that in mind, the US military were given a huge budget to develop their own space programme, to counter that of the Soviet Union. The current situation in crisis hit America, according to how Mr Obama sees it, resembles the time when the launch of Sputnik... 

Why Do Politicians And Money Men Get Together At Davos? To Have Some Good Time Of Coure

January 26, 2011

Why Do Politicians And Money Men Get Together At Davos? To Have Some Good Time Of Coure

Anton Goryunov writes from Davos, Switzerland: Well, it’s that time of year again when politicians, bankers, big businessmen and publishers get together in the Swiss resort of Davos, to work hard on finding the solutions to the world’s most pressing problems. Conspiracy buffs claim that the World Economic Forum, as the gathering in Davos is called, is actually a front for the secret world government to meet all the key players from around the world and give them instructions what to do. They point out that it’s the best opportunity for the shady world rulers to set out the agenda for the whole year, and then adjust the targets at the annual Bilderberg Group meeting that this year will take place in Spain, in seaside resort Sitges, in Catalonia. Hacks write a lot about Davos, reporting... 

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Team

January 25, 2011

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Team

Today we present more breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: Secret world government tells delegates at the World Economic Forum in Davos: thanks for doing as you were told last year. Keep up the good work. Breaking News: Chinese President Hu Jintao informs President Obama that during his recent state visit to the US he took three silver spoons from the White House as proof of China’s new found power. Breaking News: Al-Qaeda claims responsibility for keeping the name ‘Obama’ popping up on Google’s spell-check as ‘Osama’. Breaking News: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton admits she has absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in this great big world of ours. Breaking News: Silvio Berlusconi admits that he faked all his orgasms while having sex with... 

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team

January 24, 2011

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present more pearls of wisdom and witty observations from the Stirring Trouble team. Sucking as many dicks as possible is a sure way to become a movie star. Or a respected journalist. The Communist Party of China, that Hu Jintao is Secretary General of, murdered about 100 million people. How does that grab you, Mr Obama now that you’ve been hosting him in Washington? They say snoring is the number one reason for divorces. Which makes sleeping in different rooms and even different buildings a must. The day is approaching when coming out as a heterosexual will be a big deal. In an ideal world J.K.Rowling would have bombed with her first Harry Potter book and went back to being a nobody. How come left-wing heads of state and government always get away with murder so easily? Russell Brand... 

Cynical Glance At Hacks In Britain Turning Non-Stories Into Big News. To Cover Up The Real Big News

January 23, 2011

Cynical Glance At Hacks In Britain Turning Non-Stories Into Big News. To Cover Up The Real Big News

Ben Delicious writes from London: It’s been a really weird week in Britain when it came to supposedly ‘big stories’ hitting the headlines. And that’s at a time when the British government is doing its utmost to hide the abysmal state of the economy, when banks continue to gamble away or misuse billions of their customers’ money, when hundreds of thousands of people are losing their homes or their possessions to lenders, when small companies are going bankrupt in their thousands, thanks to George Osborne’s incompetent steering of the economy, when prices are going through the roof, when the National Health Service is being prepared for privatisation by stealth, when the war in Afghanistan is going all wrong and when China is quietly taking Britain over by lending billions to its... 

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