Archive for February, 2011

I Bet There’d Come A Time When Getting An Oscar Would Be Tantamount To A Kiss Of Death

I Bet There’d Come A Time When Getting An Oscar Would Be Tantamount To A Kiss Of Death

Another boring Oscar ceremony passes into oblivion, to be forgotten before it even ended.

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Team

Today we resume posting spoof breaking news items compiled by the boys from the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: Asked whether the thoughts of the American people were with the Libyan people White House spokesman replies: ‘Yeah, sure. And we also pray for the Iraqis every f..king day.’ Breaking News: Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi says he is prepared to die a martyr somewhere in Switzerland in his own time of choosing. Breaking News: Pro-democracy protesters in Bahrain admit they feel [...]

So How’s China Reacting To Events In The Middle East? Nervously Would Be The Answer

So How’s China Reacting To Events In The Middle East? Nervously Would Be The Answer

China watches nervously as people’s power triumphs in the Middle East.

Imagining Tony And Muammar Having A Phone Conversation

Imagining Tony And Muammar Having A Phone Conversation

Imagining Tony Blair and Muammar Gaddafi having a phone conversation.

Ireland Will Have A New Government Soon. To Carry Out Orders From Brussels

Ireland Will Have A New Government Soon. To Carry Out Orders From Brussels

Ireland will soon have a new government. To take orders from the European Union.

Sanctions Against Libya Are About The Very Last Thing That Is Needed Now

Sanctions Against Libya Are About The Very Last Thing That Is Needed Now

Sanctions against Lybia is the last thing that is needed now.

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present more pearls of wisdom and witty observations from the Stirring Trouble team. Hacks should really stop banging on about the triumph of democracy in the Middle East. New dictators are on their way to power. News coverage of events in the Middle East is staring to resemble Soviet style propaganda: ‘Masses struggle for democracy and freedom.’ Here’s a good question to ask: which Western politicians have been consulting the tyrants in the Middle East? I know Blair did. [...]

As World Oil Prices Shoot Up, It’s Time To Hit Banks With A Super Levy To Cushion The Impact

As World Oil Prices Shoot Up, It’s Time To Hit Banks With A Super Levy To Cushion The Impact

As oil prices go through the roof big banks in the West should be hit with a rolling levy to cushion the blow for national economies.

Do Hacks Have Any Idea What’s Going On In Libya? Or Are They Just Relying On Stuff From Social Media?

Do Hacks Have Any Idea What’s Going On In Libya? Or Are They Just Relying On Stuff From Social Media?

Do journalists actually know what is happening in Libya? Or are they relying on Social Media in their coverage?

The Future Of Space Exploration Doesn’t Look Good. Which Is A Relief

The Future Of Space Exploration Doesn’t Look Good. Which Is A Relief

The future of space exploration doesn’t look good. Which is a relief.