Ben Delicious writes from Paris: First, a few words about that Miley Cyrus and her stupid ‘dance routine’ called ‘twerking’ at the recent MTV awards when she was rubbing her butt, in a doggy-style fashion, against the crotch of that bloke Robert Thicke – some name for a pop star, eh? – and everyone either went all excited or apes..t, considering what side of the fence you sit on.
Well, the thing is that Miley can rub her ass suggestively as much as she wants but that doesn’t make her look provocative or sexy or helps her sing and dance better. (Gyrate would be a better world actually as pop is as far away from dancing as a blow-job from meaningful conversation, and you can ask Monica Lewinsky about the latter.) The best thing would have been to pay no attention to Miley and her ‘twerking’ because it all looked absolutely pathetic, with a total non-entity struggling to get noticed. And that just her father surfacing after the ‘controversy’.
Which brings me to women’s fashion for no direct reason, although ‘stars’ like Cyrus do make things even worse, showing up in some ridiculous outfits that make them look like sluts. Mind you, Miley is not alone and many other ‘divas’ are no better when it comes to parading their flash.
Anyway, today’s women’s fashion makes a lot of them look like hookers. Yep, that’s how many of you, girls, look when you put on those ‘revealing’ clothes and let boobs pop out, as if saying: ‘Hello, great big world!’. If you follow women’s fashion these days then chance are you will be mistaken for a sex worker, as hookers are now called by the sisterhood and the male feminists who want to be seen as contributing to women’s lib, even though these slimy horny bastards are only thinking of how to get laid.
And, then of course, there are the mini-skirts that party loving chicks of all ages wear on Friday and Saturday nights when they’re on the pull, showing off their femininity, towering on them eight inch heels, to look slimmer. Mini-skirts have got nothing to do with proper fashion. Mini-skirts were invented by a woman who had never had a proper shag in her life. So she thought that it might be a good idea to make life hell for all the pretty looking chicks, because once they put on their mini-skirts they started to resemble desperate horny chicks out for some action.
Mini-skirts demean women, if you want to know the sad truth, and if a female person, as the PC brigade will soon be calling chicks, is showing off her thighs in public, men tend to view her as available for some adventurous intercourse. Yes, that’s how it works in the real world, ladies.
The most worrying thing about women’s fashion is that girls of 14 and younger are now copying the stupid fashion trends that their mothers are following with gusto. That’s the pits, ladies, the rock bottom. You can’t allow your young daughters to go around looking like hookers and then act surprised when you find out that they are sleeping around from a very tender age. Think about it when you next wear something ‘provocative’ or buy it for your kids, you silly cows.
Women’s designers go for all that risqué stuff simple because they have no new ideas. Most of them are hopeless when it comes to making women’s clothes, not least because a lot of them don’t understand what women want, for all sorts of reasons, and the only way they can get noticed by the fashion industry, these designers that is, is to come up with outfits that would be called ‘controversial’ and ‘brave’ and ‘out of this world’, making chicks who wear them look like idiots at best or like prostitutes at worst.
In Sodom and Gomorrah before their spectacular demise women were going around showing their naked breasts and a lot of leg and thigh. Sex in public places in those days was mighty popular, with orgies breaking out spontaneously, and rape was happening with frightening consistency. And it all ended in tears, as you all know. And it might end in tears now as well, if things keep going the way they’re going.
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