Adam Lovejoy reports from London: Ever wondered why mainstream comedians never have a go at liberals? Because these people are seriously hilarious and deserve to be mocked and ridiculed at every opportunity for the s..t they promote and worship.
Take the liberals’ obsession with sex. I mean, it’s really obscene that grown-up people, sometimes in the twilight of their life, live by their crotch. Seemingly sane individuals of the liberal persuasion talk endless bollocks about the importance of shagging, in all sorts ways and in all sorts of places. Revolting looking c..ts of both sexes roll their eyes and lick their thin lips, discussing intercourse in all its inglorious detail and insisting on children being told about it from the earliest age possible. Not to be deprived of the joy of intercourse, supposedly. That alone should be enough for the funny crowd to slaughter these perverts. But no, not a word comes from the comedy circuit about the sick and twisted morons of the liberal left who might as well stick a dick or a vagina on their foreheads and parade them with pride. As in, I live by my dick, or vagina, and will die by it. (A lot of them do actually, as sleeping around does often help to kick the bucket in the most hideous of ways.) And when it comes to pushing through paedophilia, as in lowering the age of consent, then liberals are a united front on this one. Love young arse and pussy, you see, the degenerates. Feel it’s part of the human rights package.
And then there are booze and dope, of course, that liberals love so much and do everything to promote and consume. This is an obsession for these lowlifes. Because booze and dope help plug all sorts of idiocy and make it look as logical and acceptable. For when people are loaded or stoned they would buy any s..t thrown at them, if you pardon the pun here.
And let’s not ignore the liberals’ obsession with human rights, which are now covering practically every activity imaginable, even the most deprived ones. Want to dress like an idiot and swear indiscriminately and do all sorts of disgusting things in public? It’s you human right, so just get on with it. Or if you’re into trashing classics and blasphemy and love kinky sex then the liberal concept of human rights is there to protect you. And if you breed like a rabbit, even though you can’t afford to support your children, then the liberal trash will be there to support you and your right to be a prick, screaming their heads off if anyone points out that it sucks and accuse them of racism.
And how about modern and postmodern ‘art’ that the liberal crowd likes to promote so much. These days anyone can become an artist, plugging any s..t, literally, and getting away with it. In fact, thanks to the sick and twisted connoisseurs of modern art you can now frame a white piece of paper and claim that’s it’s how you see the world – or not even bother to frame it. And the liberal lowlifes will praise you for being bold and uniquely creative. And if anyone objects to this crap paraded as ‘art’ the whole liberal world will go down on him or her like a tonne of bricks.
S..tty books that make no sense but have lots of swearing and porn in it are praised by the liberals as if they’re modern classics. Meaningless films with abysmal acting are showered with awards and critical acclaim. Slaughtering classics, on stage or on the big screen, is applauded as ‘revolutionary’. But if anyone dares to say a bad word about modern art, they are treated as lowlifes and punks and, yes, racists.
Lots of other stupid things that liberals like and do. But you would never hear mainstream comedians or satirists say a bad world about them. Which makes modern comedy impotent and boring and its demise imminent.