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March 12, 2010
Today we present more spoof breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: During a hugging ceremony in Kabul President Karzai inadvertently violates President Ahmadinejad. Breaking News: US Defence Secretary Robert Gates finishes his 3-day visit to Afghanistan by watching a bloodbath. Organised specially for him by the Afghan army. Breaking News: President Obama is given a clean bill of health during his annual check up. Doctors warn, though, that he should quit writing books no one likes. Breaking News: Vice President Joe Biden, on a visit to Israel, says he looks good on TV. Much better than in real life. Breaking News: Following Senator Ashburn’s coming out as gay after his drink driving charge Democrats in Congress say: We’re all gay. Every single one. Breaking...
More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team
March 8, 2010
We present more breaking news. From the award winning Stirring Trouble Team. Breaking News: President Obama says: America will pull out of Iraq, but it will never leave. Breaking News: Iraqi government denies claims it used footage from the times of Saddam to prove that many people took part in the parliamentary elections. Breaking News: Iraqi authorities say their appeal to the people ‘Vote, you pricks, or else!’ was not over the top. Breaking News: White House says that suicide bombers in Iraq, who have tried to prevent people voting in the elections, are just weird. Breaking News: American occupation is voted the coolest thing that ever happened to Iraq. By members of the Iraqi cabinet and US troops. Breaking News: Prime Minister Gordon Brown talks to Tesco magazine about his mother....
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March 6, 2010
Today we present more breaking news items. From the award winning Stirring Trouble Team. Breaking News: Prime Minister Gordon Brown reveals at the Iraq inquiry that he was firmly opposed to war all along. While supporting the idea generally. Breaking News: Gordon Brown recalls the day when Tony Blair kissed him on the lips and said: ‘Darling, let’s do it. Let’s send our boys to die in Iraq.’ Breaking News: British press voted most unbiased and impartial. By members of the Chinese Communist Party. Breaking News: Turkey says it’s deeply upset by accusations that it committed genocide against Armenians. So we whacked a couple of million, Ankara says. So what’s the big deal? Breaking News: Members of Chilean government admit their standards of living have gone through the roof since...
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March 3, 2010
We present more spoof breaking news items. From the award winning Stirring Trouble Team. Breaking News: Britain says if the US sides with Argentine over the oil drilling around the Falklands it will switch sides in Afghanistan and join the Taliban. Breaking News: Chilean government admits it’s beginning to see the bright side of the recent earthquake. All that money coming in and the attention. What’s there not to like, it says. Breaking News: Manchester United reveals it has been approached by a group of drunken fans who said they want to buy the club. We agreed at once, club’s spokesman. Breaking News: War in Afghanistan is voted coolest military conflict with no clear purpose ever. Breaking News: As the British pound sterling collapses Chancellor Alistair Darling reveals that he has...
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March 2, 2010
Today we present more spoof breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: While kissing each other after scoring 4 goals against Chelsea recently, Manchester City players fondled each other. Breaking News: A charity single is recorded for the victims of the earthquake in Chile by a group of obscure artists. To plug their albums. Breaking News: Scientists discover that the theory of evolution was a practical joke that Darwin played. To impress birds with no brains. Breaking News: Scandal erupts as George Bush makes a slip of the tongue and admits he spied for the Russians during his presidency. Breaking News: New secret documents reveal that French President Nicolas Sarkozy married Carla Bruni for her political connections. Breaking News: Dutch government says it wants...
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February 27, 2010
Today we present more spoof breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: Scandal erupts as White House is caught trying to sell the US presidency to a Russian oligarch for $10 billion. Breaking News: Documents reveal that Gordon Brown bankrupted Britain to feed his gambling addiction. Breaking News: Caught collectively masturbating, Dutch cabinet goes into hiding. Breaking News: NATO commanders reveal they always wear a condom when having anal sex with prostitutes. Breaking News: Argentinean President, Christina Fernandez, denies she is a sucker for a facelift. Breaking News: In a moment of madness and under the influence of drugs International Court in the Hague rules against itself. Breaking News: Serious erectile problems of some of the directors of the International...
More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team
February 24, 2010
Today we present more spoof breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: NATO says if Argentine attacks Britain the alliance won’t lift a finger. Our policy is to treat Britain as a hostile country, NATO says. Breaking News: Argentinean President, Christina Fernandez, reveals she had another facelift yesterday. In protest of the British occupation of Wales. Breaking News: International Court in the Hague rules new US embassy building in London will constitute crime against humanity. Breaking News: Serious erectile problems of some of the participants postpone a meeting of the Organisation of African Nations in Lusaka. Breaking News: Greek bankers are spotted leaving the country with one way tickets. Breaking News: US Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke unveils...
More Breaking News. From the Stirring Trouble Team
February 21, 2010
Today we present more spoof breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: International Federation of Idiots welcomes Tiger Wood’s comments. The man sticks to his principles, IFI says. Breaking News: President Obama reveals that during his meeting with Dalai Lama his aides were on the phone to Beijing saying: ‘The President doesn’t mean what he’s saying.’ Breaking News: President Obama denies rumours that he’ll run in 2012 as a Republican. Just because half of my team is Republican means nothing, he says. Breaking news: White House spokesman reveals that nuking China and writing off all US debts was never discussed as policy. As a fantasy, yes, but not as policy. Breaking News: As General Alexander Haig dies Republicans ponder who is going...
More Breaking News. From the Stirring Trouble Team
February 19, 2010
Today we present more spoof breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: President Barack Obama meets the Dalai Lama in a toilet in the White House. To make the talks look less official. Breaking news: White House spokesman reveals that the War On Terror was just a joke. A sick, twisted joke. Breaking News: As the number of assassins of a Hamas leader in a hotel in Dubai reaches 2000 experts ask: could it have been a case of suicide? Breaking News: Mossad’s agents voted most photogenic in the world by readers of magazine, Hotels In Dubai. Breaking News: America is a proud nation, Vice President Joe Biden says. We might owe the Chinese so much money that we can’t repay it, but we’re still proud. Breaking News: US Supreme Court rules that foreplay is no...
More Breaking News. From the Stirring Trouble Team
February 16, 2010
Today we present more spoof breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team.Breaking News: The EU announces that the euro will be measured in weight to pay for basic goods. We still have full confidence in our currency, Brussels says. Breaking News: Greek government reveals that it will introduce tough austerity measures. To boost the standards of living of its ministers. Breaking News: German Chancellor Angela Merkel says it would be cheaper for Germany to bomb the shit out of Greece rather than pay off its debts. Breaking News: President Nicolas Sarkozy is overheard saying that it was pure luck that France kept all its franks intact and can switch back to its old currency at any time. Breaking News: President of the European Commission Herman van Rompuy admits that his knowledge on English...
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