Bookies sponsoring sports competitions. Something’s not right about it.
Watching sport on the box is a drag really. No point at all.
Why is it that celebrations in sport are such rubbish?
The fuss over Sir Alex got out of hand really.
Biting is the new method of tackling opponents in English football. As Luis Suarez can attest.
Sport is boring really. But for some reason we are all told to like it.
David Miliband does a Tony Blair. And goes all politically correct.
Chelsea blues are self inflicted. That’s Chelsea FC, in case you’re wondering.
The legacy of the London Olympics lives, say Dave and Boris, But of course they would say that.
Why should anyone care that Lance was on dope? Most others are on it as well.