More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team

November 24, 2009

More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present more breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: The newly appointed President of Europe, Herman van Rompuy, reveals that he is a sucker for a left-wing orgy with right-wing undertone. I’m all things to all people, he says.Breaking News: European Union’s new foreign policy chief, Baroness Ashton, warns people not to mistake her for a blonde bimbo. I might be cute and sexy but I’m hard as nails, she says. Breaking News: Chancellor Angela Merkel says now that she’s got two wimps to represent the EU her dream of Germany’s world domination moved a step closer. Breaking News: President of the European Commission Manuel Barosso admits that several of his ancestors were vampires. Breaking News: Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi...