More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

October 6, 2009

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We proudly present a new selection of breaking news items, from the Stirring Trouble team, the people who call themselves the Beatles of current affairs. And if not for their heavy drinking and partying they would have probably been singing by now. But alas, they are just hacks who come up with funny material every once in a while. Breaking News: As Tony Blair is groomed by the European Union to become its first ever President doubts are being expressed whether he would not start another illegal war in his new capacity. Breaking News: On hearing that his former buddy and co-war criminal, Tony Blair, is getting appointed President of the EU, George W. Bush asks whether he can become the next UN General Secretary. Breaking News: Confusion grows in Ireland as more and more people realise that... 

Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

September 29, 2009

Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

Today we present a new selection of spoof breaking news, brought to you by the Stirring Trouble team.Breaking News: International Union of Child Molesters says that film director Roman Polanski is a victim of injustice. He did what any member of our union would have done in his position, IUCM says. Breaking News: European Union comes out with a report on the war between Russia and Georgia last year and insists that it needs to see an exact rerun of events to establish who was to blame. Breaking News: U.S. President Barack Obama reveals that he is flying to Copenhagen this week to pitch for Chicago to host the 2016 Olympics, and watch some eye-popping hot Danish porn. Breaking News: White House admits that despite widespread fraud and vote rigging during the recent presidential election in Afghanistan... 

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

September 12, 2009

More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

Those masters of breaking news, the team at Stirring Trouble, present more of their hilarious stuff.Breaking News: U.S. President Barack Obama denies criticism by stirringtroubleinternationally that he is unable to speak without teleprompters and notes. I speak without an autocue with my wife, he says. Breaking News: George W. Bush reveals that he was tricked into thinking he was U.S. President for 8 years. While in reality being filmed for Big Brother. Breaking news: U.S. Vice President, Joe Biden, admits that his huge intellect just came out of nowhere one day and since then he has been on a roll. Breaking News: Speaker Nancy Pelosey says that her several dozen face lifts help her in her dealings in congress. No one can tell what I feel when I speak, she says. Breaking News: The Space Shuttle... 

Democratic Primaries In America: It Gets Funnier By The Day

March 31, 2008

Democratic Primaries In America: It Gets Funnier By The Day

Who needs The Simpsons when the really funny stuff is happening out there on the Democratic campaign trail practically every day? The restraint that Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama had been demonstrating initially evaporated once the fight started in earnest. The moment Hillary realised that Barack was getting in the lead she let it rip; and Obama, obviously, hit back. The mudslinging began in earnest with both contenders going for each other’s throats. At one point it got so bad that the chairman of the Democratic party, Howard Dean, told both candidates to shut up and stop attacking each other. He even went as far as to suggest ending the contest by July 1, whatever the result, and letting the Democratic convention in August in Denver decide who should be the candidate for the presidency. He...