Those climate change fanatics sure bend the facts when it suits them. Nasty lot.
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Bash In Durban Ends. But The Great Climate Change Scam Rolls On.
Adam Lovejoy writes: Pardon me for asking, but what is it about people who devote their whole lives to studying the weather? OK, the climate, if you’re fussy about these things. Imagine sitting all day in your office – OK, laboratory, if you insist on it – and getting all excited about the changes in temperature occurring across the world. And then writing it all down, and comparing it to temperatures in the previous years, and then writing boring articles […]
Martin McCauley writes: Sir Tony Brenton, once Whitehall’s man in Moscow, has a new hobby: promoting global warming and discussing ways of tackling it. A bit like shadow boxing, if you ask me. Imagine a meeting between Sir Tony Brenton, or TB as we will call him, and his slightly nutty supporters. TB: Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t need to tell you that we are facing a crisis of immense proportions. Voices: It’s huge! It’s bigger than WW2. It’s so […]
Martin McCauley writes: News that President Obama has decided to open up the Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic Coast for oil and gas exploration – Alaska is to come next – has caused and uproar among the environmentalists. There is even talk about Mr Obama selling out to the big oil companies. Imagine a meeting of the President and his advisers to devise a new energy policy. President: Guys, how come you told me I could easily get away […]
Martin McCauley writes: The global warming myth is going through a tough time. One by one, climatologists, who’ve been making a comfortable living up to now, are revealed as a bit of con-artists. Devastating evidence is produced on a daily basis, forcing the environmentalists on the defensive. Imagine an emergency meeting of the global warming lobby. Sir Albert Gore Blimey, chairing: Guys, things are getting out of control. We’ve been hammered like school kids. We’ve got to do something fast. […]
Dan Majestic reports from Copenhagen: Let me tell you a secret about financial aid to the developing world: it has a tendency to experience the boomerang effect. Money leaves the central banks of Western nations, or the IMF and the World Bank, spends a bit of time in the central banks of the receiving countries, and then ends up on private banks accounts in the West. That is how it worked for decades and that is how it will continue […]
Dan Majestic writes from Copenhagen: The big news here, folks, is that the local hookers, or sex workers, as they are more commonly known among Danish peasants, are still offering free services to all delegates of the climate conference, if they can produce a valid pass. I can tell you that top quality forged conference passes are in great demand here, as having one means receiving unlimited access to Danish ladies round the clock. I’ve been told that several delegations, […]
Dan Majestic reports from Copenhagen: The battle against climate change has moved up a notch. The Danish Sex Workers Union (SWU) has announced that its members will be offering free pussy to all delegates of the Copenhagen climate conference, on presentation of a valid pass. Considering that the SWU includes under 1400 registered members and that there are around 20,000 people who will have a genuine conference pass, including 5000 members of the world media, it means that the next […]
R.F.Wilson writes: Where would our politicians be without climate change? What other issue, be it mostly imaginary, gives them so many opportunities to come across as world statesmen, who are concerned not just for the welfare of their own nations but for the whole of mankind and for all future generations? The apocalyptical undertones in the climate change debate help even the most of mediocre leaders to turn, in the blink of an eye, into giants of politics, able to […]