Elvis Is Alive And Kennedy Had Committed Suicide. Of Loony Conspiracy Theories
June 15, 2010
Robert Henry writes: Let me tell you something about conspiracy theories that you might not know: 1. Most of them are so absurd and so ridiculous that they could have only originated in the minds of fantasists. 2. But, even more importantly, most of these loony theories prove to be true, with time. I am not talking here about who killed President John Kennedy or whether Elvis Presley is still alive. Everyone knows now that Kennedy had committed assisted suicide, with the help of the Chicago mob. Just like everyone knows that Elvis simply walked off, getting disillusioned with pop and leaving a dead double behind, and still lives as a hermit in the ‘Craters of the Moon’ National Monument. That is kid’s stuff. Like alphabet soup. I’m talking here about grandiose things, like,...
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