More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Boys At Stirring Trouble

January 31, 2012

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Boys At Stirring Trouble

Today we present more humorous pearls of wisdom and witty observations from the boys at Stirring Trouble. The ease with which countries of the EU are surrendering their sovereignty to Brussels is amazing. Two timing corrupt national politicians should hang for that. The West’s determination to take on foreign dictators usually grows in direct proportion to its economic problems mounting. For the sake of advertising revenues mainstream media continues to shield banks that have ruined whole nations. NATO is pretending that starting peace talks with the Taliban is a great success. It’s actually a sign of defeat. NATO has lost the war. The problem with the American Right attacking President Obama is that they kept an idiot in the White House for 8 years and don’t have any credibility... 

More Breaking News Items. From The Boys At Stirring Trouble

January 25, 2012

More Breaking News Items. From The Boys At Stirring Trouble

We present another portion of spoof breaking news items compiled by the boys at Stirring Trouble: Breaking News: The EU announces that the euro will be measured in weight to pay for basic goods. We still have full confidence in our currency, spokesman in Brussels confirms. Breaking News: Greek government reveals the list of most outrageous tax evaders that includes all of its members of parliament and most cabinet ministers. Breaking News: German Chancellor Angela Merkel says it would be cheaper for Germany to bomb the shit out of the rest of the Eurozone rather than pay off its debts.   Breaking News: In an interview to a glossy magazine President Nicolas Sarkozy accepts that financial considerations are the main reason for him seeking re-election.   Breaking News: President of the... 

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Boys At Stirring Trouble

January 24, 2012

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Boys At Stirring Trouble

Today we present more humorous pearls of wisdom and witty observations from the boys at Stirring Trouble. The best way to put youngsters off booze and dope is to portray alcoholics and drug addicts as sad pathetic wankers. Which they are. Every time Warren Buffett throws a lifeline to some sinking company, rest assured it’s a nasty company. Because he’s that sort of man. F..k serious news! Let’s have beautiful news, hosted by beautiful presenters to inform beautiful people they are beautiful. How thick do you need to be not to understand the dangers that the EU poses for its members. People who push for relaxation of drug laws are usually either addicts themselves or are on the payroll of the drug mafia. I often hear chicks complain that good men are hard to find. Well, girls, it’s... 

So Many Questions, So Few Answers

January 15, 2012

So Many Questions, So Few Answers

R.F.Wilson writes from Honolulu: Questions, questions, questions. So many questions, so few clear answers to them. For example, why do we need the United Nations when it doesn’t really do anything or even when it does, it always fails miserably? And why do we need the European Union, if it’s only a bureaucratic monstrosity, staffed by unelected officials, who interfere in member nations’ affairs and have proven hopeless in sorting out the current debt crisis? And why is it that the so-called democracy that everyone is talking about only works for the few and doesn’t really benefit most people? And why do we need space exploration when we still can’t sort out the mess on Earth? Had enough of questions? Well, tough luck, because I’m not done yet. And what about wars started on... 

Hungary Shows Two Fingers To Brussels. Will Others Follow?

January 6, 2012

Hungary Shows Two Fingers To Brussels. Will Others Follow?

Martin McCauley writes from Budapest: A new constitution in Hungary has lit a fuse under the European Union. The name of the country has changed from The Republic of Hungary to Hungary. Citizens are now living in a new country. Why just Hungary? To allow ethnic Hungarians in Slovakia, Romania, Britain, Germany and elsewhere to vote in Hungarian elections. The new constitution imposes government control over the Central Bank, limits the independence of the courts, holds the opposition socialists criminally responsible for the misdeeds of the former communist rulers, gives a government triumvirate the power to overturn the budget, reimposes state regulation of religion by reducing the number of recognised faiths and sects from 300 to 14. The document states that Muslims, Buddhist and Hindu communities... 

Nice Little Coup The EU Pulled Off In Italy. It’s Soviet Union All Over Again

January 5, 2012

Nice Little Coup The EU Pulled Off In Italy. It’s Soviet Union All Over Again

Anton Goryunov writes from Rome: That was a nice little coup that the European Union pulled off in Italy last year. A bunch of unelected technocrats and businessmen, headed by former EU commissioner Mario Monti, got into power simply because the bureaucrats in Brussels wanted Silvio Berlusconi out of the way. He wasn’t too enthusiastic on the European federal dream, you see. Even had ideas about leaving the Eurozone. And that is blasphemy for the ears of Eurocrats who are bent on building their Tower of Babel – whatever it takes. Any way you look at the new lot running Italy it’s crystal clear that they are all loyal federalists, who would be doing everything the way EU wants it to be done. Not that Monti and the gang actually have any idea how to get Italy out of trouble, apart... 

Dave Goes All Tough On Europe. Now Why Would He Do That?

December 31, 2011

Dave Goes All Tough On Europe. Now Why Would He Do That?

Adam Lovejoy writes from London: A lot of stupid things have been said and written about Prime Minister David Cameron and his supposedly tough stance on Europe, as in Dave goes to Brussels to attend a European Union summit and vetoes, yes, vetoes the new a treaty that would allow closer financial integration to solve the Eurozone debt crisis. All the easily excitable right-wingers went berserk, praising PM Cameron for standing up for British national interests. There was even talk about Britain leaving the hated EU. Some hot heads lost it completely, pointing out that Dave was finally showing his true Tory colours. And, responding to this idiocy, the great man himself announced a crusade for Christian values, as if desperate to prove that he was moving to the right faster than you can say the... 

Nick Clegg Contemplates A Career As A Circus Clown. Being A Natural And All That

December 13, 2011

Nick Clegg Contemplates A Career As A Circus Clown. Being A Natural And All That

Adam Lovejoy writes from London: Every left-winger, so that you know, secretly dreams of turning into a right-winger, but is terrified of the intellectual challenge. When you’re on the left, you see, you don’t really need to test you grey matter that much, having all the answers to all the questions, even if they are all wrong answers. But once you move to the right, well, doubts start creeping in and difficult choices beckon, forcing you to start using your brain a lot. And that’s tough for any leftie Just thought I’d say this before moving to the main subject. Have you heard? Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister without a portfolio – no one still knows what it is that he is actually doing – is considering a career as a circus clown. He’s a natural, so no training or preparation... 

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Boys At Stirring Trouble

December 11, 2011

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Boys At Stirring Trouble

Today we present more humorous pearls of wisdom and witty observations from the boys at Stirring Trouble. On all sorts of subjects, mostly politics, banking and sex. This is a perfect time for Britain to improve relations with Russia, a huge market for British goods, and tell the EU to f..k off. Political institutions in all of the developed world are tested to the limit. No one can actually boast to have a proper democracy. David Cameron does the right things and walks away from the sinking EU and idiot hacks scream about Britain’s isolation. Corrupt regimes of Central and East European EU nations would suck anyone’s dick for cash. That’s why they gave up their sovereignty. Britain would benefit directly from the collapse of the euro and the EU itself. This Soviet type monster... 

Some Fancy Analysis Of What Went On At The EU Summit In Brussels

December 10, 2011

Some Fancy Analysis Of What Went On At The EU Summit In Brussels

Ted Obvious reports from Brussels: So how was that EU summit for you, the one that ended in nothing yesterday? Gripping stuff, eh, especially if you were listening to the news coverage without the sound on. A tense stand-off had erupted at the summit between Britain and the rest, if you believe what hacks have been reporting, with France and Germany managing in the end to get everyone to agree to some stupid new arrangement that would supposedly sort out the current debt crisis in the eurozone, apart from Britain that is. Everyone knows that it won’t work, but no one dares to say it not to upset Chancellor Angela Merkel, who looked ravishing that day in her purple suit and a bit of jewellery for a change. It was a waste of time, of course. They could have just as well discussed everything... 

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