Would The British Media Be Accusing Fifa Of Corruption If England Won The 2018 World Cup Bid?
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This whole affair with footballers wearing poppies stinks.
Fancy that! Sepp Blatter got the secret world government to help him out.
Chris Gray reports from outside St James’s Palace: Do Prince William’s advisors wear their trousers really low, with their underwear showing, have tatoos all over their bodies and get drunk and smoke dope at their famous orgies at the palace? No? Then how come they give such stupid advice to their boss, who, by the way, in case they have forgotten about it, is second in line to the British throne, as in the future king of Britain. The reason [...]
Today we present more pearls of wisdom and witty observations. From the boys at Stirring Trouble. You know what I think? I think Tony Blair and George Bush and Ratko Mladic would look great on one bench in the Hague. The funniest thing I’ve heard is George Bush discovering writing and lecturing talents and earning a packet. Paying off former corrupt politicians has never been easier. If only British hacks would have shown the same determination in going after the [...]
Ben Delicious writes from Zurich: Big fuss continues around allegations of corruption at the world football’s governing body Fifa. Serious doubts are cast on the re-election of Sepp Blatter, Fifa’s President, although Fifa has announced that it is going on with the vote, despite coming under pressure to postpone it. Will Fifa eventually show two fingers to the hacks, who are pretending that they have uncovered a wasp’s nest of corruption and are basking in the spotlight of their own [...]
Adam Lovejoy writes from Zurich: I’m not going to waste my time, people, telling you that Lady Gaga sucks, as there are way too many simple minded ‘music lovers’ out there who’d still be buying her albums and, what is even more depressing, actually listening to them. I’ll say this though: you really have to be crap at singing to wear a dress made out of raw meat – and generally come across as a fashion retard. But hey, today [...]
Get Real, Comrade Triesman, Football Is All About Money.
Of Football Games. Outside The Pitch.
Dan Majestic reports from Zurich: Who cares about football and who wins the next World Cup or the one after! It’s the way Fifa votes on who gets to host the future World Cup competitions that gets everyone really excited, like it is happening now in Zurich where football world governing body has its luxury headquarters. Imagine the intrigue, the nods and the winks, the haggling over money, the mutual suspicions, the jealousy and envy and the promises of sexual [...]