Fool’s Gold: American Dream At The Pawnbrokers
June 11, 2009
Halli Casser-Jayne writes: Thars gold in them thar jewel boxes or at least thar used to be before the U.S. economy tanked and America’s middle class tanked with it. Ta ta Tupperware Parties, au revoir Botox soirees; what’s ‘in’ amongst the American middle class these days is not panning for gold but casting out gold at gold selling parties. It’s the new American Gold Rush…a rush to sell family heirlooms to help pay the mortgage, the electric bill, the phone bill, the cost for the rising-again tank of gas. Yes, the ‘Family Jewels’ are for sale. Sayonara great-great Grandma’s gold and diamond pendant and any semblance of nostalgia. Jewels begone! is the new American mantra, sorta this mean-season’s Off with your head! Can’t sleep at...
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