More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team
November 24, 2009
We present more breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: The newly appointed President of Europe, Herman van Rompuy, reveals that he is a sucker for a left-wing orgy with right-wing undertone. I’m all things to all people, he says.Breaking News: European Union’s new foreign policy chief, Baroness Ashton, warns people not to mistake her for a blonde bimbo. I might be cute and sexy but I’m hard as nails, she says. Breaking News: Chancellor Angela Merkel says now that she’s got two wimps to represent the EU her dream of Germany’s world domination moved a step closer. Breaking News: President of the European Commission Manuel Barosso admits that several of his ancestors were vampires. Breaking News: Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi...









