We Present More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

August 7, 2009

We Present More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

Today we present a new selection of breaking news items from the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: As President Obama’s popularity plummets below 50 per cent Vice President Joe Biden says: I can take over at any time. I did tell you that he was not suitable for presidency. Breaking News: U.S. Senate votes to elect more stand-up comedians to the upper chamber of U.S. congress. That Frankel fellow is a blast, says one Senator. Breaking News: Japanese Prime Minister denies rumours that he wanted to be a porn star when he was young. I may be a hunk but I’m not that daft, he says. Breaking News: Website StirringTroubleInternationally.com denies rumours that it is buying Google. They’re too small for us, STI’s spokesman says. Breaking News: An orgy of left-wing ideas takes... 

We Present More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

August 5, 2009

We Present More Breaking News. From The Stirring Trouble Team

Today we present more breaking news items from the Stirring Trouble team. They reflect all the latest news from around the world. All names and countries are, of course, made up to protect the innocent. Breaking news: Informed sources say that the highly anticipated plan for peace in the Middle East which is being drafted by the Obama Administration anticipates the involvement of aliens in the settlement. Breaking news: Rumours are mounting that Hillary Clinton is planning to stage a coup while President Obama is on holiday. And once again overshadow her husband, Bill. Breaking News: Bill Clinton denies that there is a photo of North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Il, sitting on his lap. Kim is not kissable or huggable, Clinton says. Breaking News: Bill Clinton and Al Gore hug each other in front... 

Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team.

August 2, 2009

Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team.

Today we present more pearls of wisdom from the Stirring Trouble team. They are really full of wisdom, these pearls of wisdom. Which is quite remarkable, considering that the Stirring Trouble team has a low joint IQ. Still, stranger things have been known to happen. As people grow older and wiser they have less and less friends. People who age and not grow wiser acquire even more friends than before. Somebody asked as wise man recently: what could be fun for the whole family? Syphilis, he said. Another thing that can be fun for all the family: running a protection racket. And another fun thing for all the family to enjoy: printing counterfeit money. The bigger the notes the more fun everyone gets. Fun thing for all the family: shoplifting. It is not just fun, it is also very rewarding. That... 

More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team

August 2, 2009

More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present more breaking news items from the team at Stirring Trouble. Breaking News: U.S. President Barack Obama says that he models himself on Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. Putin is a political genius and a handsome man, Obama says. I only wish I was as short as him. Breaking News: U.S. Vice President Joe Biden says that if there was an international beauty contest for politicians he would have won it easily. Breaking News: Al Gore declares that he can see the future. I can’t see the past or the present, he says, but I can see the future clearly. Breaking News: Russian mob announces that it is planning to buy several baseball teams in the U.S. The shits can’t even throw a game properly, spokesman for the mob says. Breaking News: UN announces that Chicago will be declared... 

More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team

July 31, 2009

More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team

We present more breaking news items that would not be posted on twitter. Not one of them. Breaking News: U.S President, Barack Obama, denies that he organised the famous ‘beer summit’ just to get the two guys, the academic and the cop, pissed. Breaking News: Nation breathes a sigh of relief as Sarah Palin rejects the idea of writing her autobiography. Breaking News: Bill Clinton announces that he is going to really get his sex addiction under control when his wife, Hillary, ousts Obama and takes over America. Breaking News: Former President George W. Bush says that he did not have sexual relations with THAT OTHER woman. Breaking News: Riots break out in Beverley Hills as top movie stars battle it out for next year’s Oscar nominations. Breaking News: British Prime Minister Gordon... 

Brown And Obama Are Not Saving Their Economies. They Are Gambling With The Future.

July 28, 2009

Brown And Obama Are Not Saving Their Economies. They Are Gambling With The Future.

Thomas Mathew writes: Let me tell you something about this financial crisis and the recession it has ignited, both in the U.S. and Britain: I can already see the makings of the next economic upheaval. And you know why I see it? Because the money men, along with their supporters, have managed to sell the poisonous idea to the public that it supposedly makes sense to throw good money at the bad to get things sorted out. By ‘good’ I mean taxpayers’ money and by ‘bad’ I mean all the bad debts of the American and British banks. Bad debts have always stood in banking for incompetence, excessive risk taking, greed, corruption and deceit. The bankers who have presided over these debts should have been forced out, investigated for possible corruption and had their assets confiscated,... 

We Present More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team.

July 27, 2009

We Present More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team.

Here are some more breaking news items from the Stirring Trouble team. It appears that our breaking news gems are getting pretty popular among bloggers and are even appreciated by people who have a limited sense of humour. Breaking News: U.S.President Barack Obama says that he will never ever travel to Russia again as it turned out that the black caviar Putin treated him to was actually pigeon shit. Breaking News: U.S. Vice President, Joe Biden, wants to travel around the globe more and threaten other countries. Like he did in Ukraine and Georgia. I loved it, he says. Breaking News: Documents are uncovered that show that the ‘watergate’ scandal was a work of fiction that was later turned into a news item. Breaking News: At his latest public speaking engagement Tony Blair is told to... 

More Breaking News Items. From The Beatles Of Current Affairs

July 27, 2009

More Breaking News Items. From The Beatles Of Current Affairs

Today we present another selection of breaking news items from the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: President Obama says that his healthcare reforms were suggested to him from Above. I do speak to God, he says. Breaking News: White House denies rumours that Obama had chosen tiny Tim Gethner as Treasury Secretary so that he can patronise him and generally knock him about. Breaking News: First Lady Michelle Obama denies that she has ever considered posing for Russian version of Playboy. Breaking News: Former U.S. President, George Bush, gets all his latest Washington gossip from Defence Secretary Robert Gates. I have my own personal mole, Bush says. On Obama’s arse. Breaking News: Laura Bush confirms that Chancellor Angela Merkel is all woman. We showered together once, she says. Angela... 

We Present More Breaking News

July 19, 2009

We Present More Breaking News

Today we post more items from the breaking news stable… of items. We have noticed notice that this section is very popular among our readers and we suggest that they send their breaking news as comments to this section and we will post them with names included. Breaking News: President Obama’s people say that if there is one thing that is safe during this recession it is political correctness. Breaking News: Sarah Palin denies once again that she was romantically involved with President Obama. He is not that important to get to me, she says. Breaking News: Bill Clinton denies that ‘horny’ would be a correct term to describe him. Says ‘frisky’ would be a better description. Breaking News: Rumours that the cast of Saturday Night Live would be shot at dawn tomorrow... 

We Present More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team

July 17, 2009

We Present More Breaking News Items. From The Stirring Trouble Team

Today we present the latest instalment of breaking news items from our team that monitors the wires and all the TV news stations across the world. Breaking News: President Obama says that no political correctness would ever prevent him from achieving his main goal of saving those bankers’ bonuses in the coming years. Breaking News: President Obama’s main economic advisor confesses that it does look shitty for the next year. And for the year after that. Breaking News: Hillary Clinton denies that her husband, Bill, is into cross dressing. He would rather die than be seen in high heels, short dress and stockings, she says, wistfully. Breaking News: U.S. House of Representatives Speaker, Nancy Pellosey, denies that she has denied rumours about her plans to pose for Russian version of... 

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