Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Boys At Stirring Trouble

July 26, 2011

Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Boys At Stirring Trouble

Today we present more pearls of wisdom and witty comments from the boys at Stirring Trouble. If the current world leaders wouldn’t have managed to weasel into power they would struggle to find a job. Every single one of them. Coldplay is the sort of band you dislike even more when you’re drunk. Which is a disaster for any pop group. Russell Brand comes up with a pathetic tribute to Amy Winehouse, calling drug addiction a disease, and some people fall for that shit. Rating agencies should be banned. They stand accused of colluding with banks and financial markets to make a fortune for speculators. If President Barack Obama manages to bankrupt America it would be another ‘first’ in his political career. Once upon a time there was a simple girl called Katie and she dreamt of bagging... 

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team

May 4, 2011

More Pearls Of Wisdom. From The Stirring Trouble Team

Today we present more pearls of wisdom and witty observations. From the boys at Stirring Trouble Yeah, sure, what Britain needs now is a referendum on the voting system. When the economy is falling apart and bankers dancing on its rubble. Imagine President Obama receiving the signal from his people in Pakistan: ‘Ossie’s feeding the fishes. Over and out.’ The war on terror should not be a PR stunt to promote politicians. It should be waged quietly, without the cheap gimmicks that we are seeing now. So, Osama Bin Laden is dead. But how about nailing the bankers who have stolen billions and are hiding in Switzerland? President Obama looked ridiculous pretending that he played a key role in killing Osama Bin Laden. Watch your step, Barack. Judging by that compound where Osama Bin... 

The BBC Keeps Getting Into Hot Water. But Still Manages To Stay Dry

December 7, 2008

The BBC Keeps Getting Into Hot Water. But Still Manages To Stay Dry

Another overpaid and overrated BBC presenter, this time from Radio 1, has apologised for his offensive remarks about Polish women. He was supposed to have said the following: ‘I’ve always found in my experience that prostitutes make very good cleaners and their ironing is brilliant. I just find if you’re Polish you’re just very good at ironing… and prostitutes (they’re) very good also at fixing cars.’ First of all, this pathetic drivel reveals that Moyles, who is paid an astonishing 650 grand a year for his abysmal morning show on Radio 1, has no sense of humour at all and talks like a village idiot. Secondly, he seems to be hanging out with prostitutes, who obviously prefer to clean his house, iron his shirts and fix his car instead of demeaning themselves... 

Russell Brand: A Life

April 13, 2008

Russell Brand: A Life

Let me tell you a secret: I was actually planning to have a section on my website entitled ‘What’s the point of…’ to occasionally have a go at people and things that, in my opinion, were of no relevance or use to anyone. Like, for example, asking what is the point of Al Murray, the Pub Landlord on ITV, if he isn’t funny or what is the point of chewing gum if it loses its taste in five seconds and becomes a piece of hardened rubber in your mouth? It could have been a good section, by the way, and I might even introduce it at some point later. But that’s not the point really. The point is that I had an idea of making Russell Brand, that rising star of British comedy, one of the objects of my ridicule. It so happened that I saw one of his programmes on TV and it...