Spoof analysis of the results of the presidential elections in France: asking whether Carla will leave Nicolas now that he’s no longer president?

An analysis of the French presidential results. The real winners are the far right and the far left. Will their leaders be able to form coalitions to take over French politics? Is it in the interests of Le Pen’s Front Popular to support Sarkozy on 6 May?

Treating their people as idiots is the latest craze among politicians in Europe.

The scandal surrounding President Sarkozy calling Israeli PM Netanyahu a liar.

Most political leaders don’t really do much while they are in power.

Silvio Berlusconi needs to do something drastic to avoid the wrath of Germany, France and the IMF. Like keep tow sets of books.

Summit on Libya in Paris avoid any talk about oil or gas or gold.

Has Gaddafi Lost It Completely, Along With Dave, Nic And The Rest Of The Gang?

Ted Obvious writes from Tripoli: You know what I think? I think George Bush and Tony Blair would look great beside Ratko Mladic in the International Criminal Court in the Hague, sitting there on one bench, listening to the prosecution giving details of their respective war crimes. Yes, it would be great entertainment for the masses and a good lesson for current and future political leaders, who might get silly ideas and start wars against other nations – on false [...]

Ted Obvious writes from Deauville: Another useless G8 summit has opened in France. Apart from massaging the vanity of the eight world leaders and providing countless government officials and hacks with something to do and report about, the G8 serves absolutely no purpose. Especially as the outdated format does not include some of the top players in the world, like China, India and Brazil, and as such isn’t really worth the taxpayers’ money that is spent on it. Yes, it’s [...]