Fancy that! Sepp Blatter got the secret world government to help him out.

Adam Lovejoy writes from Zurich: I’m not going to waste my time, people, telling you that Lady Gaga sucks, as there are way too many simple minded ‘music lovers’ out there who’d still be buying her albums and, what is even more depressing, actually listening to them. I’ll say this though: you really have to be crap at singing to wear a dress made out of raw meat – and generally come across as a fashion retard. But hey, today [...]

Of Football Games. Outside The Pitch.

Dan Majestic and Ben Delicious report from all over the place: If there was an award for the best imitation of a surprised look for 2010 it would undoubtedly go to FIFA’s President, Sepp Blatter, who, on hearing that two members of his executive committee have been caught demanding money for their votes in deciding who’d host the 2018 World Cup, expressed shock and total amazement. Still keeping his surprised expression intact, Mr Blatter said that the scandal would have [...]