Actress Halle Berry Is Not Sexy. She Is Not Even A Good Actress
August 8, 2009
That mediocre film actress, Hale Berry, has re-surfaced again, having turned 40 recently. She is giving interview to different magazines and some hacks are still calling her ‘sexy’. Last year she was actually voted ’sexiest woman alive’ by readers of the Esquire magazine. which was very bizarre, very bizarre indeed. The things is that sexy Hale Berry is not. Because if she is the sexiest woman alive, then I am the hunkiest hunk in the world. And why not? I can act too, and I am very good when I appear on television and terrify news presenters who interview me because I often say things that are unusual and politically incorrect. As one very attractive news presenter – I’ll just call her P.M. – said to me once just before the interview started: ‘You...
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