Today we present more pearls of wisdom. From the Stirring Trouble team, people who brought you gems like, ‘If you think about it, we are all just tourists in this life. So why all that luggage?’ It’s amazing how pagan savagery is accepted as normal. Buddhist monks in Tibet feed dead bodies to vultures and no one objects. Why would anyone be interested in Forex? How boring should your life be to make money on Forex? Even suicide is better. […]
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Anton Goryunov writes: If you were like me, gripped with excitement while listening recently to Tiger Woods talk about his infidelity and apologising for sleeping around like a horny rabbit, you would probably be interested to know that the greatest living athlete had two drafts of his speech written for him in advance. And today I can reveal the rejected text. Hi there, people! I’m stud, you see. I didn’t take steroids, like many other athletes did, and that is […]
We present more breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: Norwegian government says President Obama’s acceptance speech in Oslo still sends ripples of laughter through the country. Breaking news: Norway’s King Harald reveals he found President Obama’s break dancing at the Nobel Prize banquet tantalising. Breaking News: White House says Norway has been blessed by President Obama when he went there to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize. As a living saint he can bless things, WH […]
R.F.Wilson writes: Imagine for a moment that the Third World War breaks out in Asia and the world media did everything possible to downplay it. Here’s how a typical TV news bulleting would look, using the stories dominating the news at the moment. It would open with a 5-minute report on the latest developments in the Tiger Woods infidelity scandal. Wood’s latest statement about his private life would be read out in which he’d express his apologies for shagging dozens […]
Dan Majestic writes: As the world of sport and masses of fans mourn the reputation of the once squeaky clean living sporting legend, golfer turned serial adulterer, Tiger Woods, StirringTroubleInternationally poses hard-hitting questions that seem to mount as the whole saga sinks into the collective imagination. How about this for example: will more women come forward in America and in other countries, in which Tiger was filling those holes with his balls in recent years, to confess to having had […]
We present more breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: Afghanistan, swine flu and climate change are named as the best three distractions from the mess in the economy by world leaders. Breaking News: Taliban commanders praise President Obama for revealing the deadline for withdrawal of US troops from Afghanistan. The war will be so much easier now, the Taliban say. Breaking News: White House says President Obama will continue to read from the autocue religiously. He’s […]
We present more breaking news items. From the Stirring Trouble team. Breaking News: Scandal erupts as it emerges that Barack Obama and his wife Michelle have gatecrashed the US presidency. Breaking News: Al-Qaeda says it has been gatecrashing official functions at the White House since time immemorial. What’s the big deal, spokesman says. Even a child can do it. Breaking News: After the gatecrashing scandal White House admits that President Obama often mingles with people who should not be there […]